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[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

Can’t believe Cyclops has to reload his eyes 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

@beejay0x @MTNNG Like I said

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

Biggest lie in Nigeria

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

Up till today I haven’t received unlimited data @MTNNG @ConsumersNCC @NgComCommission

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

Biggest lie in Nigeria

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

I could leave Mofe on repeat and I wouldn’t notice

[Abass @AbassFx_]

Dating on Lagos Island is honestly crazy.

You message a babe on Snapchat, she may reply or ignore you. But once you ask for her account number and money enters the picture, she starts replying like a normal human being.

You toast her and ask her out on a date . Next thing, she sends a maintenance fee for her hair, nails, and the dress she plans to wear.

You pay for her transport and cover the entire date at an expensive restaurant. After the date, she may decide to come home with you or not.

Then another bill shows up. Maybe rent or something else. And you’re expected to support that https://t.co/ms4fsbcSLX’s only after all this that she starts taking you seriously, coming around regularly while you’re ordering food and spending almost every day.

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

https://t.co/7l7Jef99QZ

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

@grok @DryNeer_ @Symply_Tacha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

I’ll need 2 PS5 to play this game at this point 😭

[Alan @TheCanadianGTR]

Xbox has confirmed the ACTUAL file size of GTA 6. It is 676.7 GB.

#GTA6 #GTAVI

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

Omo PAU guys una no serious 😂

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

@Vixhal Yea it also happens on iPhone

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

@ayonetee This looks cool

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

@only1noxx @DeNiike_ 🤣🤣🤣

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

@POLANKLASIQ @DeNiike_ Na you cause this thing 🤣

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

Omo we are just hungry in this country 😭

[Bob Ngene @bobbyceezar]

This should definitely become the next single 😅😅😅

[Nelly; @nrqa__]

Someone on Reddit just dropped the perfect ChatGPT prompt for clear, accurate and straight answers:

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

🤣🤣🤣

[Renny🇵🇹 @R_nnyu]

Omo una sure say these guys never actually maddd?😭😭😭😭😭

[5N-Jaiye @slimsuki_]

Relationship with a Nigerian woman is basically about her, what you can do for her, what she can get from you, how you treat her. It’s ultimately selfish

Nigerian men really pulled the short straw on this on this

[𝕏⚡️ @chideratech]

The reason there’s so much reckless driving in Nigeria is that there are no lane markings on many roads, so drivers often don’t know which lane they’re in.
We need proper road markings, @FRSCNigeria.