ChiefPlank

idk

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[mikan 🎲❗️ @1000_mikan]

go piss girl

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking deadlock

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

I piss red. I cum white. And I poop blue. God bless America

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

Rhaenyra Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of the Flame-Grilled, Lady of the Whopper, Protector of the Onion Rings, Defender of the Royal Perks, rightful heir to the crown, and protector of the realm 👑🔥

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen has officially ascended the Iron Throne as a claimant of the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Used shorty’s rose toy on my tip and I almost passed out

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

If I was in lord of the rings I’d have put the ring up my bum and had gollum fish it out with his tongue.

[jim drunkenmeyer @jimdrunknmiller]

Just farted so hard I had to throw away my underwear at 730 am

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

happy birthday Desmond Miles

miss you every day

[daily shokohime @dailyshokonhime]

my spotify wrapped is here guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ no 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

The other day I came across this Instagram account where this white dude and black dude get into the most ridiculous public arguments and it’s fucking hilarious. 😂

[ChiefPlank @chief_plank]

My 🐐

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Capturing the grand slam on the grandest stage!

Rory McIlroy has won the Masters 🏆

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Capturing the grand slam on the grandest stage!

Rory McIlroy has won the Masters 🏆