Behemoth

He is the chief of the ways of God.

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

Once your entire moral compass becomes dictated by a need to prove your allegiance to a certain dogma, once you begin to live by ideology, at the expense of pragmatism, you effectively become a stain to whatever civilization is unfortunate enough to have you exist within it.

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

Really smart woman, the way she latched on to his arm and used his strength to significantly reduce the impact of her fall. I love it so much when people know how to fall correctly, so they don’t get serious injuries.

[🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰 @ManishLife_Ty]

People be in the gym doing entirely too much nowadays🤦🏽‍♂️

[George @dfwwgeorgee]

the way religion talk dey get niggas in their feelings is always funny icl.

[Illimitable Man (IM) @SovereignIM]

The more a woman values freedom, the less she wants to listen to a man.

And the more a man values freedom, the less he wants to commit to a woman.

She must desire to be his more than she wishes to be free.

And he must desire to take care of her more than he wishes to be free.

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

@Aynoniii 😭

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

@goodgirlmwah It wasn’t her intimate parts. It was her whole body scent—everyone has a body scent/odour. Hers was not an odour but I still couldn’t stand it. And it wasn’t her cream/cologne too, because I asked. I just concluded it was a sign that we weren’t compatible on some level.

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

Experienced this once. Pretty, hygienic woman. But I just couldn’t stand her scent and her voice.

[nima astria @1likeaverage]

if u dont like someone's natural scent u are biologically not supposed to be together and no amount of hygiene and cologne etc can fix that

[S.A.G.E @Alara_COMPLETE]

It’s just the algorithm pushing what you fuck with more to you tbh. Nigerians are not waking up anything. Have you told someone you don’t believe in god in real life to see their reaction?😂

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

Flirting is a potent healing force. Feeling the spark of genuine desire is enough to rekindle your own flame; you feel empowered to do more.

Majestic energy transfer

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

@buildWithDeclan @OInnocxnt @JajaPhD Unintelligent men do not understand that their reality is not the general reality. Failure of mind theory. Read a book or somn. If it scares you, try a pamphlet. Even if na only signboard you go fit read, try educate yourself abeg 🙏🏾

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Omo, women wicked. Why you go born Tinubu? 💔😭

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

@buildWithDeclan @OInnocxnt @JajaPhD This is an embarrassing opinion that only applies to you, your friends and other unintelligent men of society.

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

Do you know how crazy it is that illiterate cattle herders are taking the lives of innocent Nigerians, EVERY SINGLE DAY

And literate Nigerians are scoring points with every bad news that comes out, “ipob, yariba”, like it’s some sort of competition for which tribe dies most🫩

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

@theNimisire 🤣 Nimisire, please.

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

Will be meeting new faces tomorrow. I hope there’s a pretty lady among them. Need to flirt heavily for ~2 weeks before we eventually lock lips.

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

@2frustratedebas I followed up with this:

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

On the flip side, I think everyone should learn to be great at small talk. I never had to consciously learn it, since, for some reason, older people (men & women) always liked me. We’d talk about ‘older people’ stuff, argue at times, and they’d laugh very often.

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

Never subscribed to the culture of ‘common courtesy’. Yes, I could text/call a person just to check up on them. But if the aim for reaching out wasn’t to check up, I prefer to skip the formalities. I don’t even say “Hello” often, when I call. Just straight to business.

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

My head’s been playing Patrick Watson’s “Je te laisserai des mots” all evening.

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

Nigerians are very due for a protest but I can understand why it hasn’t happened.

[el supremo @el_supremo99]

@BasedDostoevski Particularly given Dumas' penchant for padding his novels with irrelevant digressions to meet his weekly serialization quotas

One of the later Musketeer novels has several chapters where D'Artagnan gets lectured on grocery store inventory management

[Green @xygort]

To be honest, I do not like having to keep taking off my headphones while listening to music just so you can talk to me.