Dr. Choomis PhD

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude. Don't delay.

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

I love how Mexico is so beloved by the rest of the world, even racist white Republicans secretly LOVE Mexico and all it has to offer.

Mexico will unite this great world one day, mark my words.

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

@bornposting He directed the fuck out of that movie and his actors and to give him nothing for that but to Dallas fucking Buyers Club?! Come on!

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

@bornposting At a certain point it seems like it could be out of pure envy and spite. Also contrarianism, them hating the idea of picking an unsurprising winner. Which makes me bring up The Wolf of Wall Street and how he got the greatest performance out of DiCaprio and any actor that year.

[jovan @emosouls5]

2025 We killing ourselves Fasho💯

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

Ten years ago? Wrong! more like 20 years ago

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

The iconic teaser trailer for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS was released on this day 10 years ago

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

5 minutes into health insurance shopping

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

People are ragging on this now, but we'll see who's laughing when we start getting steaming hot acid rain showers in a couple of decades

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Thermochromic car wrap

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

why havent these guys done something cool & useful yet like cancel all consumer debt like in Mr. Robot

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

@YourAnonCentral No wonder you guys never did anything badass, I always knew you were a bunch of loser ass posers

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

@DumbLibStuff @mgwager @Mellecon @zlingerrr No we are not, you people still don't get it do you? Republican donors, the ones who own businesses that rely on cheap immigrant labor, aren't going to let that happen. You people are so fucking stupid.

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

@Matt_Fleming321 @yourlocallalaya @broseph_stalin I wouldn't be calling anyone a crackhead when you're a Florida man saying really stupid shit

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

@fizzfug @JuiceThousand Never noticed how fucked up of a mustache he had

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Every time I see this pic I can’t believe it

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

@LynchUnhinged Yup, just didn't think it was this blatant but it is. I also feel like my Pixel 7 which is just 2 gens ago is already being throttled and crapping out on me

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

Everything feels so fake, toxic (as in industrial/chemical waste), and/or useless now. Nothing works or is as good as it was years ago, everything we consume, from media to tech.

Things have been in decay for a while but that decay has become more obvious this year with AI.

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

Lmfao, the economy isn't real, nothing's real. It's all run on vibes

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

@LynchUnhinged Nothing lasts for shit now. We got a bottom tier HDTV back in 2010 and it still works perfectly fine. A roommate just recently had to buy a new TV after her 3 year old Fire TV died out.

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

https://t.co/Jp4PulpSgb
Sounded like satire, but the more I searched the more I think this isn't satire. Lmfao

[Dr. Choomis PhD @chiefcrazycone]

Vroom Vroom 🏁🏎️