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@CTOLittleManyu @sharghzadeh retardo_CTO

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@aopaderf @hdwmovies retard

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@Jeddisarat @YourFriendKyle_ retard

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this fuckin donkey is incredibly retarded

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

Halftime show was objectively incredible. If you didn’t like it you’re hating or don’t understand fun. They turned a stadium into a house party. An impossible task executed effortlessly. Bravo 👏

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@fortunetellbby @espn yup. retard

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@BenVerlander @FlippinBatsPod retarded take

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@nbaplayer1012 @BiasedHouston retard

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@nbaplayer1012 @BiasedHouston retard

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RETARD RETARD RETARD

[New TARIFF in Town @NewTariffInTown]

He pulled a gun on a federal agent, Nate. In what world does the 2nd amendment allow one to draw his weapon on a federal agent? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. No one is “blindly” defending ICE. 77 million people voted for MASS DEPORTATIONS. Tim Walz and Jacob Frey have been obstructing the federal government. Use your incredibly smooth brain and do some critical thinking. Why, of all places, is this happening in Minneapolis? Walz has been fanning the flames calling them “Gestapo” and urging people to cause “good trouble” for weeks before these shootings. When will it be ok for you for an administration to carry out the very agenda they were voted into office to do? When a federal agent gets killed for doing their job?

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retard

[RB 🤘🏼 @HeyyRB]

Cj doesn’t win that game. Hope this helps

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this bitch is so fuckin retarded 😭

[Karoline Leavitt @PressSec]

For context, S.V. Dáte of the Huffington Post is not a journalist interested in the facts. He is a left-wing hack who has consistently attacked President Trump for years and constantly bombards my phone with Democrat talking points.

Just take a look at @svdate’s feed, it reads like an anti-Trump personal diary.

Here is my full response to his “inquiry.”

Activists who masquerade as real reporters do a disservice to the profession.

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@Strat_Les_Paul @MLBMetrics another retarded conservative who’s forgotten to wipe their ass this morning

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jd vance if i ever get the opportunity i will suplex you through a cinderblock wall

[JD Vance @JDVance]

When I see all these senators trying to lecture and "gotcha" Bobby Kennedy today all I can think is:

You all support off-label, untested, and irreversible hormonal "therapies" for children, mutilating our kids and enriching big pharma. You're full of shit and everyone knows it.

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pro life and anti vax 😂

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Florida will work to eliminate all child vaccine mandates in the state, officials say. https://t.co/wZAQ3u3UkN

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these people aren’t serious

[Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @HBendaas]

If Kamala disagrees with what Trump is doing in Gaza, she can say so at any point. She’s very much alive and about to start a book tour

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cfb bros when they finally figure out why there are so many commercials now

[Bananas Sr @geauxcrimson]

Kickoff
*commercial break*

First down
*commercial break*

Player hurt
*commercial break*

Punt
*commercial break*

Touchdown
*commercial break*

Extra point
*commercial break*

Timeout
*commercial break*

ESPN: we just can’t figure out why these games are running so long

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

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just another reason to root against the rangers 🤣

[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

Former Texas Rangers first baseman Mark Teixeira announced this morning on X that he is running for Congress as a Republican in Texas’ 21st district 🇺🇸

The 14-year MLB veteran said he is "ready to help defend President Trump’s America First agenda"

The 3x All-Star, 5x Gold Glover, 3x Silver Slugger, and 2009 World Series champion, Teixeira was drafted fifth overall by Texas in 2001 and spent his first four-and-a-half big league seasons with the Rangers.

Teixeira added that "playing for the Texas Rangers and raising my family in the Lone Star State has been one of the greatest blessings of my life."

Does Tex have your vote? 👇

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sometimes i hope god really exists just to take satisfaction in the fact that people like you will be condemned for eternity

[JD Vance @JDVance]

It is shocking to me that so many left wing politicians attack the idea of prayer in response to a tragedy.

Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action.

We pray because our hearts are broken and we believe that God is listening.

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😂😂😂

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Voted for trump and now she’s begging for prayers because her daughter’s father might get deported back to Venezuela.

Le sigh.