Chief Mark Corona

Chief Border Agent for Slowjamastan.

[Chief Mark Corona @chiefmarkcorona]

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[Chief Mark Corona @chiefmarkcorona]

NO ONE, influences my vote! I decide!

[Chief Mark Corona @chiefmarkcorona]

Make your voice heard by voting based on your own values—not on the opinions of friends, party. employers, or anyone else. Lead with your choices, and let them reflect what matters most to you.

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Read full article at https://t.co/AGBNYoZA3g and click “News”

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In DC, scoping out the Croc situation—yes, they’re still out there—and making sure our beloved Sultan remains well protected.

Armed with my trusty scooter, I’m on high alert.

Washington, I’ve got my eye on you!

Stay vigilant out there, Capitol Hill!

[Chief Mark Corona @chiefmarkcorona]

🚨👮‍♂️ **CROC CRIMINALS CAUGHT!** 👮‍♂️🚨

The **Porder Batrol** busted two brave souls trying to sneak in wearing Crocs! 😱👟

Their excuse? "They're comfy!"—well, so is our jail. 🧑‍⚖️

#CrocBusted #PorderBatrol #NoCrocs #JusticeServed #slowjamastan #usborderpatrol

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Back at NATO, Lt. Gen. Jay Silvera intently listens as the Sultan and Chief Border Agent dive deep into the croc situation in Slowjamastan! #CrocTalks #Slowjamastan #BorderBanter #GeneralInsight #SultanSaga #porderbatrol #nato #natosummit

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🚨✈️ Breaking News! 🚨 The Sultan and your Chief were urgently summoned by United Airlines for a high-altitude photo op as we soared over Slowjamastan! #Slowjamastan #UnitedAirlines #SkyHighSecurity #StringCheeseSquad #CrocWatchers #porderbatrol

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

Started from the bottom…

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Chief Mark Corona tackling the big issues at the NATO summit! Just wrapped up an interview with Turkish media, where he delved deep into the pressing string cheese consumption crisis. #Slowjamastan #CheeseCrisis #GlobalIssues #NATOSummit #PorderBatrol

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When you’re the Chief of Slowjamastan, you make sure to shine at the NATO summit! Chief Mark Corona dazzling everyone with his 24k golden shoes. Because if you’re going to step into global diplomacy, do it in style. 👞✨ #Slowjamastan #NATOChic #nocrocs #porderbatrol

[Chief Mark Corona @chiefmarkcorona]

Don’t be a knucklehead on this grand American holiday. The last thing we want is for you to become a human firework. But hey, on second thought, that would be pretty entertaining for the rest of us. So, go ahead, good luck, and happy 4th of July! - Chief Mark Corona

#4thofjuly

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Kickstart your life as a Porder Batrol Agent – Apply now!

#porderbatrol #slowjamastan @slowjamastan

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

Kudos, salutations and high-fives are due to American journalist and long-time supporter Amanda Ulrich, who appeared on @scrippsnews last night to sing the praises of our sovereign land.

¡VIVA AMANDA! ¡VIVA SLOWJAMASTAN!

#slowjamastan #sultan #micronation @scrippsnewsdesk @scrippsnewsdc @MaritsaGeorgiou

[Chief Mark Corona @chiefmarkcorona]

@hwinkler4real The Porder Batrol supports the Fonz!

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I got pulled over and it lead to the most unexpected turn of events

#borderpatrol #porderbatrol #slowjamastan #viralvideos #viral #pulledover

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

Please welcome these beautiful new Slowjamastanis to our nation!

#slowjamastan #slowjamastanstrong

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Today we celebrate 1 year of https://t.co/AGBNYoZA3g. Show us some love!

#slowjamastan #porderbatrol #celebration #borderpatrol #

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

Three questions - NO CHEATING!

Drop your answers in the comments.

#slowjamastan #porderbatrol #trivia

[Republic of Slowjamastan @slowjamastan]

Join The Sultan's watch party, 2PM PST this Sunday, as we explore the Consulate of Slowjamastan in the USA!

LINK TO WATCH: https://t.co/XCbDTvQ0hi