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@OffTheRecordApp gas pedal

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@OffTheRecordApp Short and simple. A friend of mine went on a long rather smart ass spiel about physics and how the cop should be writing Newton a ticket. He accelerated because he was coasting down a steep hill. It worked.

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@jesuisjuju yes, very vividly so

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@alicetheunique a pokemon go... gym???

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@hellojohnpaul This is the cutest announcement ever

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@Jim_Jordan right, so u wanna buy me my house?

[steve jobs bodyguard @chiefmtgofficer]

@oliviamdh i just self diagnose myself at this point

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@chelbb_ and sometimes it's okay to not understand tweets

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@hellojohnpaul i'd stop videos from stopping music

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@darrenchait Thanks for sharing!!

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@SaraOttTweets yes

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@brianne2k everyone tweets every single thought out here so YES makes sense

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@AHahnPeters always so revolutionary with that

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@Cekent No one holds more power!

[steve jobs bodyguard @chiefmtgofficer]

When your coworker calls you right at the start of your shift…

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Oops my connection is acting up🥴

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My #tuesdayvibe involves morning meetings that I have the strong urge to cancel last minute protecting my sanity🙂

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@Cyan0citta It's giving "I'm not like the other girls"

[steve jobs bodyguard @chiefmtgofficer]

Nobody wants that early meeting on a Friday😂

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I thought today was Friday and missed 3 meetings…

I’m not mad about it though😊