I haven’t slept yet and the only thing getting me through this flight will be the foresight of enjoying an Italian beef tonight with my beast girlfriend
42% of cancer patients in America deplete their entire life savings within the first 2 years of their diagnosis.
We can't help them, but apparently we can bribe everyone in Greenland with a check of up to $100 grand if they secede from Denmark.
Because: America first!
to my 25 - 35 year olds, you have reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it’s too late. don’t let that energy rub off on you. it’s not too late