#1 Shark Enthusiast

Chief of the Bureau of the Sharkitect

Home of shark facts and nonsense.

Loving Emet-Selch hours are 24/7.

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

Whatever Hades says, it's not my fault

Hythlodaeus Leporidae, Chief of the Bureau of the Sharkitect, on #Spriggan #ChaosDC

Married to @Most_Eminent since June 27, 2022

Nonbinary Hyth. NOT "Lady Hyth" or "femme Hyth". Gender is fake. (They/Them)

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[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

And I stand by it.

[Bunsundered Hades @Most_Eminent]

[Scenes from a marriage]
@chiefsharkitect : Imagine "Would you fall in love with me again" from Epic except it's a Hythades edit.
Me: When they ask on the visa applic if you've done any terrorism, I'm saying yes.

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@Most_Eminent I will fall in love with you over and over again, I don't care how, where or when. No matter how long it's been, you're mine. 💖

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

Now we've both claimed Blunderville! What a glorious nameday.

[Bunsundered Hades @Most_Eminent]

It's The Nuisance's Nameday, so we have claimed this "Blunderville" for the glory of the Speaker Of Nonsense.

Our first proclamation as Emperor is to send @chiefsharkitect your best wishes on this most auspicious of occasions.

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@adderoflight @Most_Eminent [yeah no, Hyth is not going to let them do that]

You were there. In my heart, if not physically present. Both of you. I did it for you and I would do it again even knowing all I know now.

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

[Doman is the best choice. Both Hades and Xander are particular when it comes to food and they rarely agree on either preferences or aversions. If they appear to be favoring either of them, they will never hear the end of it. But Doman food will suit everyone. And managing >>

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@adderoflight @Most_Eminent better somehow - if Zodiark hadn’t become what it did] I suppose it doesn’t really matter.

I just regret the lost time.

[they had always believed they had all the time in the world, right up until they didn’t]

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@adderoflight @Most_Eminent Not really. I just wanted to spend time with my two favorite people.

[they shrug]

I just…lost so much time [don’t think about it…don’t think about it] and I often wonder if perhaps things wouldn’t have fallen apart quite so much if - [if they hadn’t gone - if they had been >>

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

“Not now, kitten. Daddy’s having a breakdown.”

[Lahabrea the Creator @PridefulStachti]

Igeyorhm, my love… I’m going to scream.

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@adderoflight @Most_Eminent [as much as Hyth knows that is true, the knowledge doesn’t make it any easier - the reality that they will lose Xander all over again]

No…I know. It’s the right thing to do…for both of you. [a small frown] I’ll just miss you terribly when you’re gone.

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@Most_Eminent @adderoflight And we are very happy for your company. [Hyth is painfully genuine] I would say…maybe leave the fate of the stone up to Sanson? He may have his own feelings on that front.

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@adderoflight @Most_Eminent really all that high]

Understandable, I suppose. Though, I will, of course, miss you terribly. [and they would...of course they would. Azem has always been very dear to them.]

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@adderoflight @Most_Eminent [perhaps this should ruin the tone of things - Azem talking about his plans to die - but then, on their first date many millennia ago - Hyth had asked Hades what his plans were and the man had responded 'to serve the star faithfully and then die', so honestly the bar is not >>

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@Most_Eminent I think it's important everyone know about your prodigious talent.

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@HeartOfJudgment Actually, I mostly keep them for Emet-Selch to play. He's very talented at blowing them.

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@theshepherdazem Hythlodaeus yes

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@Most_Eminent @adderoflight nice.

[Is it because they know Hades is not a fan of sweet wines? Maybe. Definitely.]

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@Most_Eminent @adderoflight [They roll their eyes, albeit fondly]

It's 𝘰𝘶𝘳 evening. The three of us. I've missed spending time with you both.

[they look at the menu, considering - they could be nice, or they could be problems...they know which way they're going]

I think the plum wine sounds very >>

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@Most_Eminent @adderoflight [Hyth smiles back sharply, clearly conveying 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺 before nodding to Xander]

Too right. Wine then?

[#1 Shark Enthusiast @chiefsharkitect]

@adderoflight @Most_Eminent I mean I very clearly wished to die for the good of the Star and nobody at this table particularly respected that wish. [They examine their nails] We can all see in retrospect that things ought to have been handled in a different manner in 𝘮��𝘯𝘺 respects.