clink clink bandit🍸

Jesus Christ is my Lord 🙏

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No one will ever admit it, but Google was enough.

[… @Unkle_K]

Real talk conspiracy theorists been sweeping the league back to back these last 6 years

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

I know a Jason Statham plot when I see one

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

This video makes me laugh for 25 mins straight every time

[🥷🏾 @Money_Diplomats]

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased

[Adeey♡ @dejjoke_]

Unless I see, was £5000 now £28.99.... I'm not interested in no black Friday sales

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Almost every piece of wisdom you’ll find in self-help books is already written in Proverbs and Ecclesiastes.

[naiive @naiivememe]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[Mëan Feen🏴‍☠️ @Robatuss1n]

when you get to the part of the book where the author seamlessly slides in the title of the book

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Anastasia (1997) remains a rare kind of animated magic. Don Bluth left Disney years before making it, yet the film rivaled their Renaissance era so strongly that many still mistake it for one.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Going outside anytime after 4 pm in november

[Miccs, Rhaenyra’s right hand @s_micaiahhhh]

Paul and Silas

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

job applications are so stupid. "what's your desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question

[Bolu @sheobolu]

Them say them bad but i swear them do nothing o ay

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

you had to be there

[Whimsical Fairy 🧚‍♀️🦄🩷 @DebraOkhai]

20 drivers are viewing your request….

Okay….. so why aren’t they responding ?

Are they laughing at me?!

[AURAGOALX @AURAG0ALX]

I'm liking your IG photo from 8 days ago bc IG just showed me today!

[Sterling Archer 🇵🇹 @StaycMaria]

Good evening to you too officer!!!!!!!!!!