Chika

I am the terror that flaps in the night... no, wait, that's Darkwing Duck.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@fakemetrotrains The request: "Please stop hitting me."

[Chika @chikasempai]

@iplier_memes I took my kids to it, it was definitely the right choice over Transformers. Roz was too relatable. Now my daughter wants the book, wait until I give her the sequel as well!

[Chika @chikasempai]

How to flirt with Chika:
Don't.

[Pdgeorge @PdsWorkshop]

How to flirt with George:

Defeat @chikasempai in unarmed, hand to hand combat.
Only then may your attempts bear fruit.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@PdsWorkshop throwback Thursday

[Chika @chikasempai]

Totally normal conversation with my husband

[Chika @chikasempai]

@SpotifyAU hey how come on free I'm getting a 2-minute ad, "enjoy the next 30 minutes ad free", a 3-minute song immediately followed by 3 30-second unskippable ads? I'm going back to CDs.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@ChilledChaos I have blatantly ignored the front door when it was my MIL on the other side. She came over a day earlier than she said she would, my husband was at work, I was supposed to be out but one of the kids was sick. So I ignored her.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@CentreLeft21 I got a 2fa text from them a while ago. I checked with my husband in case he was trying to access the kids' NDIS stuff, wasn't him, called them up and it was a system glitch. There was no login attempt they could see.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@choochoobear Well apparently they're into AI now, so yeah they're still dealing in viruses.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@jenniebreeden Most dress alteration places should do it. If a drycleaner offers minor repairs they may be able to as well.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@jenniebreeden For me it's after a week of hot weather when it finally breaks and a storm rolls in... and then my eldest kid and I go through an inhaler and half the antihystamines in the house because of dust and pollen.

[Chika @chikasempai]

Normal petrol stations: please prepay after 10pm
Petrol station near my house: Fuck you, prepaid from 6pm.

[Chika @chikasempai]

Get home, put size 6 shirt on the 2yo... It fits reasonably well. "It was supposed to be a joke!" ... "Let me take a photo for the teacher!"

[Chika @chikasempai]

Talking with the prep teacher about the set of twins in her class "we could put my 2yo in an old uniform and send her to class and the only difference would be she knows more Auslan than the grade 6s"

[Chika @chikasempai]

@jenniebreeden My best friend got my husband and I fancy cinema tickets and food and drink inclusions for Christmas. I had to explain to her that it's more cost effective for my husband to take a day off work and us go see Deadpool while the kids are at daycare/school than to hire a babysitter.

[Chika @chikasempai]

Just heard a rumbling and felt the house shake for a solid 15 seconds... but nothing online seems to be saying there was an earthquake. Weird.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@teenytinystevie Can you explain Families for me? "mum and dad and two kids under 3, and once a year their stepsister" So is one of the parents a stepparent to the littles, or is this like my family where I'm still part of my stepmum's life a decade after she left my father?

[Chika @chikasempai]

@raedew_valley @ChilledChaos He got caught stealing Chaos Emeralds.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@iplier_memes ...hey now. I have legitimate business in the local school but I feel like that kind of petty vandalism will get me in trouble and kicked off my kids' school council.

[Chika @chikasempai]

@iplier_memes Yo dawg, I heard you like crocs so I put some crocs on your crocs