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[Miss Moraa @miss_moraa62251]

That girl giving you coochie and head while you are broke is the reason why you are broke in the first place.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Mejja said "tunangoja election tumtoe siaka" but since kila mtu alikuwa anafocus na matiti hio part iliwapita

[salmon @salmonsalm0n]

unfortunately I do read #whoremembers as whore members

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The most unseen privilege in life: a supportive family.

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

I just am not a type B gyal. When things don’t go as planned, I’m pissed the hell off. I’m not a go w the flow gyal. I need STRUCTURE and efficiency

[ᴄʜɪɴᴇ̀ʟ��� @chinexlo]

Please do everything within your reach not to get fat

[Shaquille Oatmeal @Nyamburah_]

Chunga sana wasikuoe. Open that white cap right now!

[Muriaso @muriaso]

If William Ruto somehow manages to end the matatu madness, hawker chaos, drainage, and CBD disorder for AFCON 2027, I might just extend a little grace.
My parents raised me well so I won't vote him out at 6 am,, I'll generously wait until 6.10 am.

[WANGECHI @wangechikenya]

I’ve never witnessed the cost of anything in this country reducing. Ever!!! Cut the cameras!!!

[33 @_Nyamburaaaaaa]

Ruto's regime is the most common effective birth control method.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The profiles that Instagram suggested for you are not random. I repeat, not random.

[Hassan. @Heyitshassan]

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

[🦋 @1nakea]

I want friends that love Jesus just as much as I do.🥺

[Esh @Eshaal0kk]

The intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging contacts

[Buhle @Guluvakazi_sa]

You see now I'm broke but I'm not bothering anyone. Please when it's your turn to be broke, behave

[🪐 @PRammitloa]

Me looking at him one last time before I leave him forever 🤣🤣

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

i have different names, any name you call me with i know where you know me from.

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

i be acting worse than Kanye it just never hit the media