Flossin Mauwano

Amor Fati

[Flossin Mauwano @mortal_mahn]

In God we trust!

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

Nikifungua base ya rehab mtachizi???

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

😂😂

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

I filed Nil returns successful, I expect roads to be constructed immediately.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[Flossin Mauwano @mortal_mahn]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Mnanunua xhaka mzima 8m😂

[🐉 @Kamau266]

A man who bargains the price of underwear is capable of walking without

[Moh (25/26🏆) @_Mohkay]

Unatulia hivi unaskia asubuhi unaskia
"Kaa"
Mayai ya Kwanza
Kaa
Ya pili
Kaa
Ya tatu
Kaa ya nne and continuing

Surely waithera did you come to see me or my eggs?

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Naisha bana 😂😂

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Me liking your story is purely sexual, I'm not your friend.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

England fans to Arsenal: Corner Kick FC

England fans when they rely on scoring from corners:

[King™️ 🇦🇷 @UTDxKing]

I accidentally called the teacher Ferran instead of Miss

[Son of Germano @bush_georji]

Bedsitter unapika ugali inageuka sauna

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

"Si unaona ata si mbali kutoka stage"

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Psaint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

Nauza gazeti ya standard

[prnv @tetrispickle]

Women are really good at flirting when they are geographically unreachable

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Stealing requires reasoning!

[𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐰𝐚 𝐘𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐌𝐝𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐢 @uthabowisdom]

FIFA will regret playing African teams at 3am while our grannies are fresh and active shem.

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Hang that game in the British Museum because Ghana have been absolutely robbed