CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨

i hope you find this relatable and a little hilarious. these are all based on real events. #cfastruggles

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

Them: *orders Coke, HiC, & Sprite*
Me: *hands them one of their drinks*
Them: "Which one is this?"
#cfaproblems

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

G: Can I get the cottage cheese instead of the fries?
Me: …could you mean the Mac n’ cheese??

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

ParmeSean

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

@nyxiesnook Been working since I was 16

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

G: Hi, I was just there; I ordered 4 side salads & 3 4ct strips and I didn’t get them.
Me: You didn’t get anything??
G: No, I drove up to the window and then my brain must have stopped cuz I just kept going.
Me: You spent $28 and left here with nothing?
G: Yeah.

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

chic fula

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

Same.

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

G: I’d like the spicy deluxe.
Me: Absolutely, would you like the breaded or try the grilled?
G: Is the grilled crunchier? Like more breading, crispier?
Me:

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

critical.

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

Things guests are good at:

1. Not listening.
2. Answering questions you didn’t ask instead of the one you did.
3. Pronouncing Polynesian incorrectly.

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

*1hr before close today*
G: Is it too late to place a pick-up order for tomorrow morning?
Me: Tomorrow?
G: Yeah, tomorrow morning.
Me: …Ik you don’t think I have every Sunday off just to work the day I celebrate the birth of my Lord and Savior. Ma’am, tomorrow is Christmas.

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

A thread for your enjoyment.

[🤍 Mackenzie Masters 🤍 @Justkenzie_29]

Chick fil a story time:

Guest: Yeah, Hi I was calling to have my order replaced when I came through there.
Me: Okay, I’m so sorry about that. What was the order.
Guest: Well, it’s when we came through around March before you all closed down (we never have/never will).but go on

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

Drive Thru:
G: I’d like 6 large mini trays.
Me: Okay, so that’ll be at least 20-30min since it’s last minute…
G: Oh, I’m not trying to wait. I’ll have 2 chicken burritos.

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

Guests really have a mini stroke when you tell them to swipe their card instead of insert.

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

G: Is your dining room open?!
Me: No, I’m sorry. It isn’t.
G: This is ridiculous! I wanna leave! How do I get out of this line?!
Me:

[🤍 Mackenzie Masters 🤍 @Justkenzie_29]

update: we just did 234... there’s no words for this amazing accomplishment 😭😭

[🤍 Mackenzie Masters 🤍 @Justkenzie_29]

our store did 204 cars in an hour and i’m honestly so proud of them all🥺🥺 #ChickfilA

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

@RyanBean2001 @TeamCFAMeme Lol yeah. Times are weird, man.

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

When the guest on the phone who’s complaining about their Door Dash order gives the phone to someone who wants to scream at me and not listen

[CFA ✨𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕤✨ @chikinstruggles]

G: I have a mobile. The name is Karen C.
TM: Um...I see a Karen M.
G: No! That’s not me.
*checks phone number, location, etc*
G: I’d have just ordered through DT if I knew it’d be this hard!!!
Me: *Looks at account info— sees 2 last names.
G: Oh yeah, it could be Karen M-C