chan

i didnt mean to shoot him he just caught me by surprise

[Kat @kitkat4xl]

Take your age, multiply it by 2, and add 40. Thats the youngest age you should date

[professional booger flicker @CIGBOOFER69]

Gym bros at chipotle be like double protein double cum in my butt double cocks in my mouth

[Sheev Spooks 🎃 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.

[grovy @grovymango]

When I am chopped it is a form of resistance against societal expectations for women and I am very brave

[chan @chikkenstrips]

Me but scrolling twt anywhere in public

[adrian @freakytdick]

scrolling on twitter with no privacy screen in class

[g @34rths]

Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then

[chan @chikkenstrips]

How imma be wearing all my pants from now on #tattedup

[lila @chaeyuer]

lowkey becoming somewhat addicted to cigarettes

[Lloyd... 🐻 @LloydNkhuwa]

Your boyfriend's parents had to use a belt to get him to listen, and you want to use tears and essays?..

[chan @chikkenstrips]

JELLOOFISHFISJDJSJS

[izzy 🫐 @beuck_]

can’t believe we’re getting girl kisser ayo edebiri and india amarteifio in the big screen!!!

they’re so buzzy

[uɹɐɔ @HeStillSmokin]

This is my team

[garuka @ilygaruka]

this app is so fucking funny sometimes

[Cap @Cap1tology]

Yeah real funny bro @Apple you got me fucked up if you think I’m doing the dick and balls maneuver

[chan @chikkenstrips]

@heav6nly6 Literrrllyyyyyy

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.

The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking

[grace @gracefishlove]

We can start drinking for halloween Rn if you want

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“A fish doesn’t know land. Doesn’t make grass niche”

[chan @chikkenstrips]

@heav6nly6 I love it whaaa