Vexed Habibhi

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

If your father discovers that his own father is not actually his biological father, does that make you a grand bastard?

[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭

[Anna 🤍🥀 @annhybri]

I have noticed men who like Ronaldo are genuinely good people than men who like Messi.

[Blaize @Rxblaize]

This new WhatsApp feature is so unnecessary, one wrong move and you laugh at a death notice.

[1fabiogomes - segue no insta! @1fabiogomes]

Eu sei quando estou vendo Lisan Al Gaib na minha frente

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Muq_10 @muqadim_10]

Babe, i lost my job.

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“i miss you”
“i miss you too”
na the national anthem for long distance relationships be that

“i wish you were here” na the chorus.

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

how mfs look at you when you start winning in life

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Drug Sniffer dog doing it's intern on airports in Mexico

[kb🇵🇹🇧🇷🇫🇷🏴󠁧��󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @itskbinnit]

because he is.

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[boggart @spursy_boggart]

Cole Palmer PLEASE take legal action I’m so serious

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Fun Fact: Human males are the only species that mates with their natural predator.

[Mirakle @Cfc_mirakle]

"Gabriel fires it into the Budapest sky, and PSG are champions again!" 😍😂😂

[Chris 😎 @_chrismane_]

Bruno after breaking the assist record and his teammates ask for a pass where he has a chance to shoot:

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[�� @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.