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i started out with nothing and i still have most of it

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

We dont eat things to go anymore. In the moment shit.

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

I love packing for sf… its all about looking like shit

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

Ive invented a new thing. When you say hi to someone over text you havent seen in a while and wanna see again at the end just say ‘hang soon’.. and thats it the other person says it backnor not and you guys ‘hang soon’ or not.

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

Every year im trying to get up an hour earlier. I get so much more shit done in the morning.

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

Why did kids used to fart and then say doorknob?

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

Our dog just got a new chew toy that makes a very unique sound and my mind cant help but conjure up existential and unearthly terror thoughts when I hear it.

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

First the NY Jets and then Baseball 🪦

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

Baseball will be the first major american sport to die out

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

@Loudwire Yeah its way better to be a Tim Lambesis defender lol what

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

TBS’s ‘Tell All Your Friends’ kicked Emo into the mainstream, and that is 📠

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

Tokyo Drift and How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days dont get enough respect 😠

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

I went through this phase of thinking that pasta was like a really easy dish to make, its fucking smashing some tomatoes and boiling noodles like whatever but yo pasta is hard lol at least really easy to fuck up

[i like food @messedupfoods]

chocolate ramen

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

I like cooking but im never getting a knife tat

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

Tubi is the best streaming service

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

The clothes i get the most compliments on are clothes i got in a thrift store. There is a life lesson in there somewhere.

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

100p. I realized this with star wars people. Nobody hates star wars more than star wars fans.

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙳 𝙻𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢 @ptrck_dmpsy]

Love and Thunder was absolutely entertaining. Fuck what you heard. These MCU dweebs will try and tear down anything. Is the movie perfect? No. Was it hilarious, and fun af? Fuck yes.

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

Everything bagel seasoning is just american furikake.

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

Mightve taken me 25ish years to realize but self care is not corny 😂💛

[slümdög.deth @chila_quila]

The half life of coffee is 6 hours, so its effects last for 12 hours.