Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan

My real name Ronaldo 🇩🇴

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@MelloRello3 @LegendOfBuku @TyNicollee It’s what killed him

[Tycho Brahe @TychoBrahe]

The third episode of Lanterns essentially proves that some people are too stupid even to watch television.

[Kai @mp2fye25]

By far the best ep man ppl suck

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@treadytalksball @stchels_ @fullerene221 @KaixerT8 What an idiotic ass perspective on the sport 😂😂😂 I guess Spain would’ve won without Ferran by your logic

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@stchels_ @fullerene221 @treadytalksball @KaixerT8 No they couldn’t, same way they couldn’t without Ferran or even Baena. No one’s saying he’s the reason they won, but to say they’d win without him is a lie as he was still crucial to their setup. Without him they don’t beat Belgium, Austria or even Portugal slightly.

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@LilSike9x @treadytalksball @fullerene221 @KaixerT8 He actually did make the UCL semis back in 23/24 where he famously stunk it up against Dortmund across both legs. By his logic Mbappe just isn’t impactful or decisive in the UCL.

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@treadytalksball @fullerene221 @KaixerT8 Coming in here with fake stats dilutes your argument. He has 5 g/a in his last 13 and believing Spain would’ve won without him is stupid. DLF himself said they designed for Lamine to attract bodies to create openings for others. Best chance creator in the world not dominant???

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@treadytalksball @fullerene221 @KaixerT8 The guy that attracts 2-3 defenders at all times isn’t impactful or decisive, oh brother…

[dreamcha$er @doncartii]

Brother you are getting traded to Memphis

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

The footwork. The finish. Leo Messi. 😮‍💨🤌

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@HashMaan123 @TheSoleLab_2k @nba2kcmty 4 fouls gets me there pretty easily, no?

[matt @grizz4L]

Holy shit dude

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@allthepin @Ellis_ @nogojiggy You chose the greatest strikers of all time to compare to an 18 year old prospect to make your point? For every all timer player you listed, there’s 30 non-technical players.

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@Pa11wand @AryanS41T @PSGINT_ Rodri must be the greatest DM of all time in your eyes then?

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@Ellis_ @nogojiggy Not the greatest but above average for his position, main game is centered around physicality.

[Rodger @TheRodged]

.@NYCMayor I'm not getting any pussy

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@StevenMcinerney @Haidrow141776 Absurd level of coping here after they just spent 80M on Anthony fucking Gordon 😂😂

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@Kingqpbowv @Pepsigoatmessi @stb5410 @PSGINT_ Not true in the slightest, this is obvious from the fact that people only remember Messi’s performance against Bayern and City from those KOs.

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@Kingqpbowv @Pepsigoatmessi @stb5410 @PSGINT_ Your hatred for Messi is so deep you can’t even admit Messi was better than Neymar in 14/15. Each had 10 goals but Messi had 5 assists to Neymar’s 0. And Messi set the record for most MOTMs with 9 in that campaign.

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@Kingqpbowv @Pepsigoatmessi @stb5410 @PSGINT_ They better have scored in every single game of the tournament then based off your criteria.

[Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan @child_ebola]

@BeRespectfulBro @Herbert_FCB @Kaypoisson1 He also played like the best, so I’m not sure what argument you’re tryna make. On a team of injuries, he and Lamine were the only consistent attackers.