ChildSizedCoffin

A Blog About Death Metal & Toys

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Screenshot. Share. #DontSpoilTheEndgame

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@TommyWiseau There’s too many weirdos.

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

Congrats, you’ve made it through OT! Retweet this tweet for a chance to win this mug. You have 10 minutes before we pick our winners. #NHLonNBCSweepstakes

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No I didn’t just follow like seven Star Wars accounts just because.

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What the hell @McDonaldsCorp stealing my Bloodborne message branding???

[𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖌𝖔𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 @Chicago_Scanner]

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Shedd Aquarium
A male & female having sex on the lakefront
#Chicago #ChicagoScanner

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@LibertyHangout Cry more bitch

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@GovMikeHuckabee @whca How’s your fat ass dog murdering son, shitbag?

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@BillCorbett Guess the weight of the two of them.

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@LibertyHangout @FBI Coward

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@BassetMortimer Frohe Ostern!!

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@Chicago_Scanner Take that piss, man!!

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God damn it @NHLJets #WPGvsSTL

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@LibertyHangout So you’re celebrating then, obviously.

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@MaryannKale6 @IlhanMN No it doesn’t fucking idiot.

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Seriously. I feel like I’m in a 90s rap video. I’ll never feel this cool again. 😎😎

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So I think @dustwhispers and I just got into a downtown bar to drink for free on @samir_90 ‘s 23rd birthday because our friend is a manager there.

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Fucked up when cats are the moral authority, but not that surprising.

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

Columbine happened 20 years ago today. Yet marijuana prohibition is still more of a concern than schools being shot up. Happy 420.