Mel

if i was a boy in the early 90s i would have had an undercut

[Jordan Curtis @Jacurtis95]

Can’t believe Julian Assange was arrested for eating a meal! A succulent Chinese meal!

[Mel @childface]

RSD, then off to Geelong for the footy then into the city for a bday, I’m already tired and sat isn’t even here yet hahaha

[Mel @childface]

@Helena_Sxo seriously though must have been a full moon or something 😂😂

[Mel @childface]

you know when you’re acting a certain way, like rn I am in a bad mood, & you swear you’re not normally like this but you’re acting that was so is that actually a true reflection of who you are?! like am I actually foul & grumpy who just wants everyone to get fucked coz I hope not

[Mel @childface]

hi I just wanna eat my body weight in potato salad and nap thanks

[Mel @childface]

I should have called in sick today

[Mel @childface]

when you make an effort to catch the earlier train to work just so you get a free breakfast haha 🍽

[Mel @childface]

if I get a new job I’m getting a new tattoo to celebrate

[Mel @childface]

7c in my account 😂😂

[Mel @childface]

🤢🤢

[Mel @childface]

today can just get fucked haha

[Mel @childface]

ok so there are VIP experiences, do I blow cash and meet BSB?!

[Mel @childface]

seriously though backstreet boys are touring and I’m so flipping excited 🤩

[Mel @childface]

another day another anxiety attack ✌🏻

[Mel @childface]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[Mel @childface]

lol

[Mel @childface]

it sucks because I was getting better and now I am not

[Mel @childface]

cannot wait to get home put on trackies pour a glass of wine and eat my weight in food hah

[Mel @childface]

whatever you’re up to today, you got this!

[Mel @childface]

guys imagine if Suzuki ever did a snickers commercial, like one second he’s beating the shit out of someone calling them an insect and then he eats a snickers and turns into happy instagram Suzuki showing off his socks to everyone