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@childhoodfact

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69 Ben Dover Lane

Joined February 2013

235 Following

137 Followers

6 Posts

almost 13 years ago

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking.

almost 13 years ago

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

almost 13 years ago

If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!

almost 13 years ago

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

almost 13 years ago

I’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.

almost 13 years ago

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.