glowinthadark

ong im normal now

[bestmane(its getting tough.) YIA @gr3atmane]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #HOLDDAT #DEADNIGGA

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

doing 130 on the highway and noticing the big ass bug is actually on my side of the windshield

[JeromeTheDJ @JeromeTheDeejay]

Gym allies:
Super strong old nigga
Masc lesbian homegirl
Fly fat nigga

Gym enemies:
Lightskin nigga with dreads who tried to take his shirt off at the cable machine today

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

Me watching okc win

[sports enthusiast 🫥 @imspenser_6]

the idea of Chipotle vs reality

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

gave my coworker a ride to work and she asked if we could listen to big sean (2026) bitch ill kill both of us right now stop playing

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

thank u elon for deading this app i love screaming in the void

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

idgaf abt this job anymore im in here saggin wit hella asscrack out #midlifecrisis

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Sitting in the locker room with all the other guys who are late to work every morning

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

@FriendAddict420 manifesting a slightly above average sum of money to come your way king

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

how it feel when you at dinner and nobody else in the group wanna grab a sweet treat after

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

supervisor asking me why i aint replying in the gc nigga im on a 10 streak as we speak bffr

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

this job really got me working from home like i dont got 2k26 early access

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

on everything da nigga dat invented cutwater is a domestic terrorist

[club reefah don @TisaKorean]

bodyrock bodyrock

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

shoppers got green gatorade again… and its on sale

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

@FriendAddict420 i was talking abt w*rk from home… also i will die bout u twin we too locked in 🤞🏾🦶🏾

[glowinthadark @childprestocard]

wft is so lit its like the company knew i only had 3 pair of pants