Not for Children Podcast

The grown-up film review podcast where your hosts (Bryan & Carolina) spend their limited time on earth watching kid’s films so you don’t have to.

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Toodles from Mickey Mouse clubhouse has a face and voice in this episode and that’s more cursed than the original, omnipresent, floating mouse head that used to be

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The real moral of ParaNorman is the importance of archival research and application

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Sign of a true, well-staged kid’s movie is one where there’s an extended scene of being licked by a dead man

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Survival of the thickest - rules to live by via ParaNorman

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Bryan’s such a fucking geezer: He goes into the safari app, opens YouTube on the browser, then searches up Tik-Tok compilations instead of just DOWNLOADING THE APP

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fucking stoked to watch a Barbie movie tonight only 7.5 hours until I’m off work (B)

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If you’re reading this thank you for listening and following :)

You spent limited life minutes on us and we can’t ever get those back, but you don’t ask for a penny from the fountain back

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Ooo we have to go online to stream tonight’s movie. Legally, by all means

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Lina fell asleep playing Animal Crossing last night. Looks like this podcast finally has a gamer (B)

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oh hell yeah 33 downloads in one day that one’s going in the serotonin vault (b)

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Mixed feelings knowing that an episode came out today - on one hand it means less pressure to get the episode out, but on the other it means meandering around the local target with my spawn begging, craving for some sort of purpose (B)

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every time Jimmy Neutron has a brain blast it’s really a small aneurysm.

it finally kills him when he tries to think of a way to bring Carl back from an experiment gone wrong (llama DNA infusion)

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A little embarrassing to look back at my sad tantrum from failing to meet my own standards when we actually did get the episode out today. Just goes to show I’m growing - I’m learning how to love my failures and my successes.

But also, we’re sorry for our hubris, Cher. (B)

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Ha ha ha never mind totally got really sad earlier thinking I let myself down but Carolina got off work early and I had some extended down time so we managed to get episode 26 re-recorded and I hope to have that out tonight. I sure do know how to work myself up! (B)

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FUCK this last episode wasn’t even late it was nonexistent. Episode 26 was a special one, but the original audio got rad-shacked, and we haven’t had the chance to record a replacement, and now idk if we can. Just feel bad for fumbling on something I told myself was special (B)

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Second tweet is an apology for the late episodes. I’m not really that sorry because you’re dependent on the entertainment, but more because I set a deadline and other scenarios wouldn’t let me reach it.

Also because it gave me fear sweat which stinks to high heaven

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First tweet’s going to be a humble brag about how our old handle used to be bullshit nerd jargon (n4cpod) and not something cool and ominous like a child pod