Adrian Chiles has revealed his disappointment in his unsuccessful application to be the next star of Doctor Who. He said, "Of course I wish the lad well, but I've always wanted to go to space and thought this would be my chance."
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Adrian Chiles has denounced owners of electric scooters in a scathing blog post. The broadcasting god revealed his yearning for a return to the golden age of transport; urging the public to invest in pogo sticks and space hoppers.
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Adrian Chiles has revealed that the famous 'Strictly Curse' is real. The guardian columnist told journalists, "Those dancers made me feel young again. I was turned on from dawn 'til dusk."
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Adrian Chiles has entered his third day of negotiations with the British Government, still insisting that he is the right man to take on Her Majesty's royal duties now that she takes a less active role in public life. Chiles said, 'IT'S DESTINY!"
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Adrian Chiles has started a campaign to open more public toilets in the UK. The broadcasting dynamo told journalists "I've had too many close calls since turning 50. Something has to change".
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Adrian Chiles' neighbour Michael Cox left distraught after Chiles ignores council's rejection of extension request and annexes Mr Cox's allotment to begin expansion of "Pleasure Palace".
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Adrian Chiles TEASES giveaway contest after admitting to having a lot of spare non-biodegradable carrier bags lying about in his home.
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Adrian Chiles was pictured smiling as he left Christine Lampard's 'post-lockdown party' early last night, despite other guests telling journalists that he was told to go home after leaving the downstairs toilet in an "unacceptable state".
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Adrian Chiles has admitted that he does not envy the boys on ITV's #LoveIsland He has told journalists "If I was them I would pick all of the girls at once. Excuse my French but how the flip do you pick between them?"
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Adrian Chiles has revealed that he will not be watching England's #Euro2020 fixture v Croatia tomorrow, because he will be loitering outside the BBC studio in case Gary Lineker "mysteriously feels so sick at the last minute that he can't present".
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Adrian Chiles is receiving backlash following the release of his controversial article titled "Why I've started eating vegetables and why you should too."
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Adrian Chiles has reminisced about an uncomfortable Sunday lunch at Steve Bruce's house. "I asked Steve about the unusual flavour of the beef joint" Chiles said. Bruce replied, "I basted it in my bath water".
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