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i can see past the numbers

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everyone has a little crush on me, it’s okay you can admit it

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the liquor store and the dentist are the two places they know me by name at in nashville, if that’s not 24 idk what is

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waiting for jimmy fallons apology #survıvor2026

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my three favorite questions to ask men at a bar unprompted:
1. where were you on 9/11
2. what was your bar mitzvah theme
3. were you an IVF baby

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what do you mean my helmet isn’t covered by HSA?

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feels like a real chicken meets egg situation

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one thing ab me.. i love a streak

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rewatching ted lasso why do i kinda wanna quit my job and become a coach

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#EUPHORIA #tellmelies

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colton wants to be pilot pete so bad #Traitorsusa

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@ANG3LGUTZZZZ is it you?

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i kinda wanna get in a situationship with a male manipulator right now just for the fun of it

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hey siri how do i causally get 10 people to leave my house

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god i love it when people think me and my sister are twins

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got so many of my friends locations last night 😇

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fushigi and houdini rhyme… do you think that’s intentional?

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i think if someone asked me to i could design the perfect airport

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i wanna leave work so i can go home and fake tan and put on my nails and do this craft i keep thinking about

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voice actors not being together in recording studios makes me so sad. when i’m in a movie i want to record the audio with my costar

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until proven otherwise

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if you don’t like beans a little part of me will think you’re racist