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[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🌊 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Manchester City's new home kit for the 2026/27 season. ✅

[ajay @1meajay]

i no dey live low-key. if i get money you go know.

[⛹🏽‍♂️🩸 @looneyyxosama_]

I’m not a player I’m really a lover boy with a high IQ for the game

[𝖉 @fwdokun]

i no fit dey fight poverty dey double text babe at the same time.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

if 3k no de your aza

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[C @shalliiswago]

i fit dey glaze you make i guide pass you

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

life don serious pass all these “see the time you’re replying me”

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

MY MAMA NA TERRORIST

SEE BILLING

OMAMA BIN LADEN

[Ooo @ooogoesbrrr]

how listening to Janice STFU feel

[ajay @1meajay]

boy go single but na poor life go dey pain am pass

[☔ @Whotfismick]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[ajay @1meajay]

i dey avoid anything wey go make my preeq stand

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I can’t imagine my life without music

[Benjamin @granTurism01]

“Mourinho might struggle with Mbappe and Vinicius’ egos”

Mourinho at Inter Milan💀💀:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me posting on Twitter with 0 likes, 0 retweets and 0 comments

[K E Z Z 🐐 @y3naware]

“I’m José Mourinho, and I’m…”

Mbappé:

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Motion wey I dey find Isaac Newton no fit prove am with law.

[Eric💙❤️🧑🏾‍⚕️🩺 @meet_eric]

After I've already used all my fake laughs and the person keeps talking 😭🤦🏾‍♂️