Elf Sex Seeker

sexual relations with elves

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

looking down a woman shirt is best when it's a little too large for her small bust

[Nyantation 🐾 @nyantation]

Still flustered, Senpai?

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

I was in the grocery store and I seen this probably 9 year old blonde girl kid in heelys and I swear I almost said "HEY ROLLER HOE, ROLL YOUR ROLLER ASS OVER HERE; BITCH!" like bap trained me to.

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

You deserve this for owning an apple device

[aqualover420 @aqualover420]

I think it’s really awesome how apple has made it fucking impossible to side swipe out of videos for whatever reason

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

ENGLISH DUBS SHOULD KILL YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO THEM

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

Undeserving

[Sugoi LITE @SugoiLITE]

TV Anime "KILL BLUE" (Kill Ao) will be receiving SEASON 2

Based on original action comedy manga by "Kuroko's Basketball" author Tadatoshi Fujimaki.

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

Big fan of focused visualizations of "triumphant value goose" at hourly intervals during the workday. it's very randian

[John Loeber 🎢 @johnloeber]

🚨 New SoftBank Deck

I'm calling it now. This is another one of the all-time greats

[oecolamp @oecolamp]

The thing that's always made European man unique has been the blending of the civilized and barbaric. Good table manners and duels to the death. Beethoven and Napoleon. This still exists in some parts of America, but Europeans have largely Orientalized.

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

"surely THIS TIME I'll see cartoon high schoolers have sex on screen"

I thought "representation" was supposed to be a "thing"; how come there're no anime like my HS experience wherein I got my cock sucked regularly. She sucked my heart right out and broke it.

[Manga Mogura RE (Anime & Manga News) @MangaMoguraRE]

New Fluffy Romcom TV ANIME "The Cold Sato-san is only Sweet to Me" KEY VISUAL

Date: Oct 2026
Studio: Tezuka Production

Romcom about a high school girl who seems cold and distant but opens up to one classmate (and secret crush) a boy who works part-time at his family's Cafe.

(Shiotaiou no Satou-san ga Ore ni Dake Amai)

Image © Kazami Sawatari, Shogakukan, 'Shiotaiou no Satou-san' Production Committee

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

Teen pregnancy (between beautiful and good teenagers) is a moral imperative

[Narukami @NaruDiffusion]

Talk about development

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

"this administration wants to kill everything and everyone"

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

We had an entire King of the Hill episode on why protecting the whooping crane is vital. This administration wants to kill everything and everyone.

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

Keep looking at me disgustedly and your face will freeze like that (erotic)

[ほしみこ @Hoshimiko_AIart]

……ずいぶん嬉しそうね？

[malmesburyman @malmesburyman]

Donald Trump has an intuitive understanding of the role and purpose of the political right and its proper evolution that vastly exceeds the ‘intellectual’ understanding of most posters on this site (and it drives them insane).

[Serena :3 @Ravioli_IsTaken]

Happy Yuri Day!

[Negro Vision @GodClosePopeyes]

I like how Trump keeps reasserting the nature of communism as a biological defect/phenomena existing for millennia

[LetsSackRome @LetsSackR0me]

Holy shit he's the meme lmao

[Bronze Age Pervert @bronzeagemantis]

Men are superior to w*men

[Starting Strength @SS_strength]

@JimmyClearpills Looks like the same kid. Apparently he moved out of WF a while ago and never kept in contact with Rip. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Guess he shouldn’t have quit training.

[Jimmy Cleary @JimmyClearpills]

I think Zach Evetts of starting strength fame may have just gotten 50 years for doing an antifa terror attack on an ICE facility

[JapaneseProShop @JapaneseProShop]

sneed..

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

@LokiJulianus I'M STANDING BY MR PRESIDENT

[Elf Sex Seeker @chillTurfUsed]

STANDING BACK AND STANDING BY MR PRESIDENT

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump warns “the communists are finally making their move.”