Rach

tall baby

she/her

[Rach @chilldickey]

I was loving teaching my coworkers youth slang right up until I got a meeting invite called "spill the tea, sis!!' for 3:30 on a Thursday

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

sorry for freaking out i didn't get my 12 hours of alone time today

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me as a friend

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just beat a bunch of 12 year olds at basketball at the community center (I was trying my absolute hardest) and suddenly my depression is gone

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

shout out to the women in the hot dog eating contest who ate 2 dogs in 5 minutes… no competitive streak no urgency just taking the stage for a light lunch

[jovan @ehjovan]

when 4 people start texting me at once i start wanting to die is that normal

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I cannot over estimate the impact Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks had on my personality

[Rach @chilldickey]

I hate karaoke exclusively because one time I chose the song "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz and for some reason it was a version that had like 2 mins of scatting in the middle. Let me tell you I can barely sing and no one wanted to hear this girl scoo bah da ba deep-ing for that long.

[Rach @chilldickey]

Sharing my screen at work and accidentally outing that I was listening to Morgan Wallen I think I have to resign

[t @wtwwtww]

i have to go on a walk about this

[Rach @chilldickey]

@hmittyy Maybe he just wants to run around a bit. Maybe he just wants to wear a cute little skirt and run around a bit and then get a beer after. That's not a crime

[Rach @chilldickey]

@hmittyy All foods with salsa are burritos

[Rach @chilldickey]

The rebranding of "pleather" to "vegan leather" must be studied. Simply marvelous

[Rach @chilldickey]

@hmittyy Blocked

[Strategy @StrategyOnline]

Canadian Tire pledges half of its sponsorship spend to women’s sports https://t.co/DtjxQIi5Qr

[Rach @chilldickey]

Lebron got his bag and you know what, I got dunked on this week. We can't all win

[molly @mollyEatsTofu]

Was in Paris on Friday night and a handsome French man was flirting with me and I asked him what his name was and he said (very Frenchly) “Ah you will be disappointed” and I thought what a silly thing to say and then he said “it is Kevin” and you know what? I was disappointed.