COLD MAN.

allow me to break the ice.... | written by spectre

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https://t.co/IC3oQv1kgn

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yaoi....

[‎‎ ​ ​​ ​​ ​ ​‎‎ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ‎‎ ​ ​​ ​​ WILY!! @wilyalwayswins]

(( me and some friends came together to make this

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@wilyalwayswins someone who is concerned about your ass....

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It's falling leaves season :(

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look in my fridge, I have

Cold leaves
Cold leaves
Cold leaves
Cold leaves
Can of fanta
Cold leaves
Cold leaves
Dinosaur
Cold leaves

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[ calling @wilyalwayswins ] hey....do you drink skim milk.....

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@wilyalwayswins [ arms and legs pop out as he disengages Fridge Mode. ] okay...I won't fail.

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now I am become fridge, preserver of foods...

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@wilyalwayswins ....oh....

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@wilyalwayswins It looked at me funny.

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@feathercapped [ nodding ] [ opening the doors on his body and letting the cool breeze out ] go ahead.

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you guys can cool down near me. if you want

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@CYBERNETlCSHEEP Yes...imagine all of the snow cones I could make...

[ If nowhere else, that'd be the perfect place to get shredded ice. ]

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I don't wanna deal with summer temperatures anymore.

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the sun can beat down on me all it wants. It'll never make my insides room temperature.

[ForTilCock 🏳️‍🌈 @fortillcock]

I may be An Idiot, but I'm
An Idiot

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@frigidbuffalo I think I'll have to hibernate until it hits 50° fahrenheit.....