LYS

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worrying what I’m doing.

[LYS @chillintano]

Been taking muscle relaxer for the last 5 days thinking it was Pepcid. It’s explaining a lot

[😵‍💫 @samc00ke]

I prefer Pfizer’s early work (robitussin, xanax)

[LYS @chillintano]

@jtsingh21 That’d be ideal. Might just pick up a needle off of the street and hope for the best at this point.

[LYS @chillintano]

Um @NYGovCuomo I appreciate your #noexcuses campaign but I live in Manhattan and can’t get an appointment anywhere closer than 200 miles away. I’m willing to make that total 16 hour drive. Most people aren’t. Fix your appointments / distribution plan. That’s the problem. tysm

[LYS @chillintano]

@withtwoxs I feel like I know who you’re talking about

[Rachel Barkow @RachelBarkow]

Imagine appearing in a court proceeding as a kitten and having to declare that you're not actually a cat and still not cracking the top two worst lawyer performances that received national attention today.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Never trust anybody whose *only* goal is making lots of money

[LYS @chillintano]

Everyone freaking out that the stock market is made up in the midst of all the #GameStop drama is ignoring the fact that money is literally a piece of paper and also in many ways just a series of digits that a bank tells you that you have and you just are like ok that seems right

[Yamazuya @Yamazuya]

Guess we're done being subtle about it, huh?

[LYS @chillintano]

. @JoeBiden can u adopt me

[LYS @chillintano]

@Crazee_A Their friendship gives me life.

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

“Here’s the thing about life. There’s no accounting for what fate will deal you. Some days you need a hand. On other days, we’re called on to lend a hand. That’s how it has to be. That’s what we do for one another.”
No one understands this better than @JoeBiden.

[Phil Mattingly @Phil_Mattingly]

And there is Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman, escorting VP-elect @KamalaHarris

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

My hometown comes through!! #314

[zach @zach_shaw_]

“RESIGN HAWLEY” has been painted on Broadway in St Louis.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the walls of the oval office rn