After partyโs are for wankers Iโm getting straight of after the gigs get my beauty sleep this level of sexiness doesnโt happen by staying up talking bollox to bellends
all my friends please watch this whole video its probably one of the funniest things ive ever seen Connor Crugg ur gonna love this Rob too guys watch this she's craaaaazy
had to bang on my downstairs neighbors door and be like hey soooo my dog peed all over your doormat and I forgot my keys can you get my door open before my ice cream melts
being gay is so hard im trying so hard to get ready to go out and the only cologne I can find is my bottle of "dark knight" which is supposed to make me smell like batman