alyssa

master of the house

[alyssa @chillogical]

@PokemonGoApp Really upset by this, especially for those who are not able to get out of the house :(

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[alyssa @chillogical]

I want to be Marty, the @StopandShop robot, for Halloween.

[alyssa @chillogical]

Tonight’s vibe; getting emotional about the plot of Big Fish. I have not seen Big Fish.

[🙂 JONNY 💖 @Jonnyknits]

Learned from da best

[alyssa @chillogical]

@idiotpeach ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[alyssa @chillogical]

@sterlingwhy YOU UNLOCKED MY MEMORY

[alyssa @chillogical]

The typography for the new prom movie really bothers me : - )

[alyssa @chillogical]

@mgsickles You get me

[alyssa @chillogical]

my tweets are just texts ive already composed to MaryGrace

[alyssa @chillogical]

lord farquad? more like lord barfquad

[alyssa @chillogical]

It is 2020 can we PLEASE cancel calling people ma’am

[✧*:･ﾟ @abissly]

all of y’all think you nailed ur homescreen? lmfaokk

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Judge Anthony Filosa was very special man. Sad to lose a friend and my primary counsel. I’ll never know the law right again. https://t.co/3dzbgEaAzw

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Happens to the best of us https://t.co/WJYL6io45W

[alyssa @chillogical]

@michaelaokeefe That’s seriously huge! Great job! 😍

[alyssa @chillogical]

The most unrealistic part of the office was that Dunder Mifflin offered a design program for its employees

[alyssa @chillogical]

another day of work another day of texting marygrace about shrek

[Joe Iconis @MrJoeIconis]

Just straight-up daydreaming over here but would anybody be into a @LoveHateNation capture of some kind?
Reply/Retweet if Yes. ❤️🔥🖤 Much love.
#LoveInHateNation

[alyssa @chillogical]

i keep making apple pie w crescent rolls send help