Mia lé FEMALEist

I am a woman who womans every day.
Pronouns: straight white male🤡
Catch me in the corner sipping housewives tea.

Cover photo by @MrsGrumbleCat Thank you!!!💜

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

I made y'all something because we don't hear it enough.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

How the hell is it... I finally log back in after 2.5 years.... and the first thing I see is xvideos. Clearly, I picked the wrong day. Wtf happened 😳

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

The other day, someone tried to assault me. I haven't stopped crying about it. I'm too afraid to leave my house. I pray and I feel like God is punishing me for some reason. Men don't listen when you say no and I feel like a piece of meat on 2 legs. I'm fucking tired of this.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

Question is... can we name the US territories OUTSIDE of the 50 states?
I'm one of those babies, but many Americans I've met personally, still assume I'm from Jamaica.
We're Americans too, damnit!

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

Can people outside the US name most of the US states? Well? Can you?

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

@catblackcanada @shillman1 Yes! Still made it on the map. 😂😂

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

@rogergrrrl @BotForEquality That awkward moment when being a Karen might save your life! 😂😂
I, unfortunately, have far too many instances where this has happened. The worst part is knowing 100%, you're not the only one.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

Fellow females, what do you do when "STOP" and "NO" do not work?
#nomeansno

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

@SianJ247 You mean to tell me, we've just been having sex with randoms and hoping one of us ends up pregnant? Playing Russian roulette with our genitals for centuries. Amazing.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

We got to start sending men off to war again.

[Musty argonian maid @Fran_Seas_]

@Autumn_Constant @tarunperin @CabernetIsBae @LeftyLemonGirl Yes, he really seems genuine 💀

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

Bruh.... go find a hobby. In a basement. On an island. Exiled from the rest of society. Take your rapey queen with you.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

.... go fuck yourself.
LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE.
I'm really fucking sick of you creeps dragging black women just to Cape for fucking rapists.
Seriously, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Sincerely, a fucking black woman.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

I love how they keep telling on themselves and proving us right... but I fucking HATE how people are wearing capes for this shit. Needs to be on that "special" list. Damn old enough to know that you DON'T try to force women into fucking you. RapeyCapey supporters. Smfh.

[Yueh-ying（月英） @deadassducc]

i don't think he realises that this isn't just a rare thing, this seems to be a massive, MASSIVE portion of them

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

Waking up way earlier than I should be... I ain't even mad.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

What makes females/women different from males/men?

Bartholin glands, bruh.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

@transwomyn They need to put some pep in their step and fall into place! Can't identify into womanhood without passing the test. No cheat codes here.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

No, you do not. You are a male. You have a dick. And you are a dick.

[Mia lé FEMALEist @chillout_bro]

@transwomyn Girl mode:
Step 1: Be seen
Step 2: Be quiet
Step 3: Be kind
Step 4: Be pregnant

[ScreenTime @screentime]

DC asked the ‘Harley Quinn’ team to remove a scene in S3 where Batman goes down on Catwoman because ‘heroes don't do that’

(via @Variety)