ChillOutSteve

25 he/him bartender

[ChillOutSteve @chilloutsteve]

Been a bartender for the past 3 years and it’s always something strange everyday

[Satan @s8n]

Why go for a run to burn calories when you could sit at home and sin and burn in Hell.

[Satan @s8n]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me enjoying what I like to do while simultaneously ignoring others opinion

[Satan @s8n]

Instead of worshipping Me or God you should learn to worship yourself first.

[Satan @s8n]

If Jesus died for your sins but was then brought back to life doesn’t that cancel it out?

[Satan @s8n]

Come to hell, we have better parties.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

It all ended after 8th grade..

[Satan @s8n]

Death, this isn’t what I meant when I told you to take someone out..

[Satan @s8n]

‘The devil made me do it’

No I didn’t, stop blaming your shitty actions on me smh.

[Satan @s8n]

My culture is not your damn dress! https://t.co/bXTmShuNU1

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I am now both the biggest unverified account on Twitter and the biggest unverified entity in the universe.

[ChillOutSteve @chilloutsteve]

Is this coupon still redeemable? https://t.co/fXiYgLjqbS

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this in the next half-hour for a free admission to heaven and 25% discount at Olive Garden.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

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