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this is what the christians are talking about • she/they

[jade @chillpleb]

mentally I'm here

[WarriorPosting @FighterPosting]

Women's romantasy covers be like:

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Playing poker and any time I get a bad card I yell "FUCK!"

[Kichikuou PJ 🐀 @aeugchad]

"Skyrim is 15 years old" is already a crazy stat, but if you want it even more put into perspective I encountered an 8th grader named after a Daedric Prince at work today.

[jade @chillpleb]

day 2 of my period got me having vivid Cronenburg-esque dreams and then being insanely horny all day

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

drew claire from resident evil in my style

[Jay 🗡️ @Youzansenn]

Talking to your coworker about video games when you’re not a gun and ball gamer feels like a humiliation ritual

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[umikochannart 🧼💀 @umikochannart]

Bruce Wayne thighs…………

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[jade @chillpleb]

@lilpump are u excited for our 26th bday kinh

[zoe 🍀🐝 @antxpia]

england was shitting out hail last week and now it's going to be 35c next week. Yeah okay mate we're just doing whatever arent we just having a right laugh

[nara @pussiguro]

girls that orgasm vs bitches who CUM

[Liam @liammo_]

Trainline is so camp why have I got 4 emails with a tone basically like “wow you’ve only gone and bloody done it - you’re off to Trowbridge chick😍😍😍”

[ruben @rubentothewild]

what do they put in weed that makes you need to touch yourself for 2 hours straight after smoking it

[sana ☆ RE:VERONICA @paradoomed]

😭😭😭😭

[eli$ha @xvshoota]

the hardest part of my first year at uni wasn’t the course but surviving the shared kitchen

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

There are weeks when no hog is cranked and there are days when weeks of hog are cranked

[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

When they used to send fresh college graduates to the Colombian rainforest to interview cocaine traffickers >

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Inject me with hantavirus and launch me at Tel Aviv, I'm ready