chilly_birb

Your non-binary dad who doesn't have any kids //

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[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

@samreich @BrennanLM @JacobWysocki I'm disappointed that the episode didn't end with them all getting bouquets of flowers

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable. Please give wildlife plenty of space.

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

Pro tip: don't watch Everything Everywhere All At Once if your mother disowned you. (it's a very good film, just too close to home)

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

Happy Birthday to @griffinmcelroy and no one else

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

Although I have decided that queer rocky horror themed roller skating is the best kind of roller skating.

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

Not sure why I decided that I should roller skate for the first time in 15 years at a busy event that I came to alone. (I'm sure it will be fine)

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

@regularwillow Just looking for Sigourney

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

(I have accidentally walked in on cis dudes pissing in stalls way too many times)

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

I really need cis dudes to stop pissing in public bathroom stalls with the doors open.

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

Like dude, how the hell are people supposed to know that someone is in the stall if you LEAVE THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN.

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

@fandom_psych I genuinely thought that was the point- Barbieland thinking they changed everything in the real world to be perfect at the beginning of the film is a metaphor for white feminism

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

I'm watching Divergent for the first time. It's a society that is built on a strict class system, but one of the classes is parkour?

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

Just got the results from a peer leadership assessment and all of the negative comments were essentially indirect versions of "have you tried being less autistic?"

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

I need a podcast that isn't funny to listen to at the dentist. It can't be funny because I can't laugh while getting fillings.

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

@Nicole_Hellmann There are mild shenanigans. It's a just ok movie.

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

The most unrealistic part of the Dungeons & Dragons movie is that no one in the party tried to befriend the chonky dragon.

[chilly_birb @chilly_birb]

@JustinMcElroy what is happening

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Shh! They're on break.

[Amber 🐀 @AmberAndStuff]

how fucked up is it that you have to keep buying groceries