GARBAGE MAMÍ

howdy hoe ranger joe

[GARBAGE MAMÍ @chillyjohnsen]

@peacock Why is the season always so great until the end

[GARBAGE MAMÍ @chillyjohnsen]

@bravooomg Shameless assholes BOOOO🍅🍅🍅🍅

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Drunk me resisting the urge to call everyone a dumb slut

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Why am I seeing so much cottage cheese propaganda

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Sluts don’t have their belly button pierced anymore

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ boo, man

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Lego addiction gonna make me file bankruptcy

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The fact my RoundTable points can expire should be fucking illegal

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That’s Quasimodo’s nutsack

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries has been arrested on federal charges related to sex trafficking.

[GARBAGE MAMÍ @chillyjohnsen]

@marissa__ybarra Queen of RANGE

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Recent Amazon search list:

Pilgrim hat
Lego Mario
Cotton thong
Lego Harry Potter

[GARBAGE MAMÍ @chillyjohnsen]

Can’t wait to objectify myself this Halloween

[L’Apey @ouiouiapey]

As per my last telepathic assault on your mind,

[GARBAGE MAMÍ @chillyjohnsen]

Fat Nixon is the funniest nickname for trump

[GARBAGE MAMÍ @chillyjohnsen]

Eating leftovers by the light of the fridge makes me feel something

[GARBAGE MAMÍ @chillyjohnsen]

I love old men that drink 2 double vodkas in 2 minutes