john wayne

just fired up to be here

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

Feeling very inquisitive about the lifespan of this bug in front of me, really wish it could talk.

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

Looking to get a satellite phone, open to recommendations if you have experience.

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

@CoorsClub This aged incredibly well #beer #over

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

@CoorsClub is the over a lock tonight?

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

The fact that some dude woke up and said “from now on the entirely of earth will stop their motorized vehicles when a light is red” still baffles me.

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

Airport beers are truly freeing to a man’s soul

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

“She was wearing her feet last night”
You mean barefoot?

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

Once you’re done fiddling with jet pack joyride could u grab me a cup of water

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

I wanna work with animals but the language barrier is pretty tough to get around

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

Restaurants without beer really piss me off

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

@bigenchillada Disappointing you aren’t in austin right now. Went down to that watering hole known as deep eddy last evening. Liam’s fox hole is holding up nice

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

@emmmawillliams I hate tomatoes

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

@bigenchillada Pretty easy man, just give it a pull and she’ll start right up. From there it’s all ambition and intuition

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

Tryna be in the 30 under 30 and watch my 30 for 30 by 30

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

At monster jam right now. Gotta say my faith in humanity has been restored

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

Not gon let tomorrow’s obligations ruin tonight’s opportunities

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

“He’s from the dirty Q”
“Albuquerque?”

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

Is Tennessee long or wide?

[john wayne @chiltondrinker]

I’ll tell you what, this cat at the continental club, lord have mercy he can SING. and he just brought out an accordion!