chilu chani

The constant connoisseur that constructs contemplatable, complex concepts and clauses to your conscious' contract.

[chilu chani @chilumc]

TO ALL DA WOMEN I HAVE EVA LOVED: I wuD liKE tO pRoPoSE a ToASt- To dA pArT of yOu iN Me YoU haTEd aND dA mE in yOU I lOvEd sO muCh.

[chilu chani @chilumc]

Some people can be dramatic.
What is a screen protector doing on a itel🤔

[chilu chani @chilumc]

Zambia has interfered in this election. I recall Bowman Lusambo promising to fund the Trump campaign.

[chilu chani @chilumc]

Council of Nacea- Hesus Krishna! 🤔

[chilu chani @chilumc]

Am feeling emotional today 😭my condolences to Goliath's chirdren. It's not easy Bawiso ukubepaya namalegeni kwati choni 😭

[chilu chani @chilumc]

THE GREAT WAY HAS NO GATE, CLEAR WATER HAS NO TASTE, THE TONGUE HAS NO BONE. IN COMPLETE STILLNESS THE STONE GIRL IS DANCING.

[chilu chani @chilumc]

A TABLE, A CHAIR, A BOWL OF FRUIT AND A VIOLIN, WHAT ELSE DOES A MAN NEED!

[chilu chani @chilumc]

It has never been easier to in the entirety of history to control the mental conscience of the masses than it is in this era... it takes a twit or a snap, or a gram... I mourn for my daughters and cry for my sons...

[chilu chani @chilumc]

Mmmmxxxxnnn I followed you for pictures of your bums, not your whack, Luke-warm views on the social-economic impact of borrowing money from the IMF... Focus 🤦🏾‍♂️

[chilu chani @chilumc]

@LauraMiti Lol... Zambian Politics 101... page 1, paragraph 1... 🤣🤣🤣

[chilu chani @chilumc]

A Good 2nd hand 25 kg Breakfast Mealie Meal for sale @ K90... ndile mofye 3 days...

[chilu chani @chilumc]

When a man is in love it's such a dangerous thing to experience, considering most were not taught how to operate in love, just power and fear.

[chilu chani @chilumc]

When buying a car always make sure the previous owner doesn't have the keys
P.S this post isn't about cars!

[chilu chani @chilumc]

TURKEYS THINK ABOUT SWANS WHEN THEY HAVE SEX! Just a thought, use it dont use it. #skinnympetathoughts...

[chilu chani @chilumc]

@ESPNFC please allow me a chance with your pundits... over 18 months they are way off! And they used to be a decent distraction from sky, BBC and the rest!

[chilu chani @chilumc]

4/3 OF AFRICANS DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS!

[chilu chani @chilumc]

THE DAY WAS COUNTING UP ITS BIRDS, AND NEVER GOT THE ANSWER RIGHT.

[chilu chani @chilumc]

life's like a wet towel, you can't dry off, and if you let someone get a hold of it. let the whippings commence.

[chilu chani @chilumc]

THE PROBLEM WITH MANKIND!! We legislate our morality, our beings with this code of reason & common sense & respectable restraint. It leaves no room for passion, for beastly yearning- it leaves Jack a very dull boy & Jill thoroughly unsatisfied.

[chilu chani @chilumc]

@ReneeTaryn85 You are joking ka?