Chimaobi Okoroafor

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@Ability_19 @fon4gud @lbabasky @VikyInsights Omo the guy just dey shock everybody. I think he's just slow

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@Omodihot1 @sherlorkholmez @yaygha Then why the unnecessary pressure, or u think it's fun for him

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@itsjustcebo @jjfraizerr @jhokeyz_dreamer @Vhoyde How bad is ur sex life🤔

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@babymomaad @Mutashi_MLO @callingjasmine 😂, this one thinks we'll give a fuck about the bastard.

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@La_cruizer @callingjasmine Y'all be acting like we don't know why he asked that. Women these days that cheat and lie like it's a 6th sense

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@callingjasmine And before u know it, she has done 7 abortions. Women give themselves some of the dumbest advice

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@AI_Alchemist01 @pallnandi What was going through their head when they were making the mistake the first time 😂

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@Luxuryaxp @pallnandi But she's not pretty enough to be kept by her baby daddy😏

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@artsyada__ If u think about it, it's like photosynthesis. They're producing their own food 😂

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@Tolks6 @itzchristunique Are you the right person urself?

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@_malenurse Your father is very real. People from their generation hardly unlearn anything. That's how they passed knowledge down through generations, but internet don spoil everything😂

[Mrs Adebayo @BeckaBeckalee]

Marry a kind man o…

I was involved in a gas explosion that had both legs burned. Both my legs were bandaged and for days I couldn’t walk.

My husband doesn’t know how to cook but before I said I was hungry, he would have ordered food.

One day he came home with two different pure aloe Vera extract gels and two pots of the aloe Vera plant. He said he heard that aloe Vera helps to heal burns..

The next day someone delivered a big bottle of honey .. my husband said. Another person told him honeys was good for burns but most honey they sold were fake so he ordered some from a vendor in the village that harvests the honey by herself… I asked how much he bought it.. he said it was expensive but I shouldnt worry, my healing was his priority .

On one of those days I couldn’t walk, I woke up in the midnight and needed to pee, my husband had worked till very late at night so he slept off in his work space. I called for him to come carry me but he couldn’t hear me, so I dragged myself to the bathroom in pain when I got back to the bed I had peed a little on myself and cleaning up without being able to walk or stand felt impossible… I immediately started to cry… my crying woke my husband up and he rushed into the room asking if I was okay… he kept apologizing for sleeping off in his work space while cleaning me up and cleaning my tears…

When a man is unkind he knows he is unkind. A kind man will never hold back or give excuses.

Anuoluwatimileyin Oko mi. God bless the day you gave me your party rice 😍😍

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@fon4gud @VikyInsights Huh, na she narrate the story o

[Esther MacGeorge @Portablestar]

My father stopped talking to me after I refused his advice.

He said I was wasting my life chasing dreams that don’t pay bills.

So I left home.
Blocked his number. Built my life in silence.

For two years, we didn’t speak.
Then last week, I got a call from an unknown number.

A hospital, They said, We tried reaching his emergency contact, you were the only one listed.

I didn’t even know I was still his emergency contact.
When I got there, he was awake.
Weak, but smiling.

He looked at me like nothing had ever happened between us.
And said, I was wrong about you.
I wanted to stay angry.
I really did.

But then the nurse handed me something.
A small envelope he had been asking them to give me “only if I came.”
Inside was a receipt.

He had been secretly paying my rent for the last two years.
Every month.
Even after I left.
Even after I blocked him.

I asked him why.
He said, a father doesn’t need agreement to love his child.
I couldn’t speak.
Because all this time, I thought I was proving him wrong.

when he was the one quietly making sure I didn’t fall.

Happy fathers day to all our responsible dads, I pray the absent ones turn a new leaf.

Please are we also celebrating our introtech teachers that finished us with flogging?

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@blaq_en_belle That woman u described, we loved and respect that one with our life, but the useless ones outside can go to hell😂

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@Portablestar @oznano_ All men cheat ke, I don cheat on her before?🤷🏾‍♂️

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@withAlvin__ See my soulmate, where can I find her😭

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@theyenvyvivian @sunnyirawo Jokes on u, most of our moms don't need rebranding cos they're not damaged. They're already the best brand of women. U can keep rebranding, nothing is fixing u

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@superkathee @iwuji_duke That weapon fit be wetin he go use kpai u las las, better just run and leave that relationship. Report him too

[Chimaobi Okoroafor @chima_2124]

@guzu_p Omo even the Igbo men self dey fear to end up with our women. Seen to many bad Igbo women to even want to deal with them again