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I am too serious 🤔

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I will never eat lunch at my desk

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People accidentally ordering the wrong dishes off menus is directly linked to the low rates of foreign language learning in this country

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@ktcherriez 😂😂

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How good is that gratitude/relief when you floss and a bit of food actually comes out

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“Green ammonia is the best thing since sliced bread”

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Gen X -> Gen Y -> Gen Z -> Gen CBS

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Apparently I smile too much. What else is wrong with me ??

[David Astle @dontattempt]

Fear of giants is feefiephobia

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On a plane and the person next to me was stealing the elbow rest so I stole their kit kat when they went to the toilet

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Two germans said I was the weirdest australian they’d ever met

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To the group of people who didn’t know this: bath mats exist for a reason..

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The look away when someone does a password or pin next to you

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Trains and planes etc. should have sound proofed zones for passengers with babies. Parents can then share valuable tips and tricks with each other, and the rest of us will get peace and quiet. How is this not a perfect system?

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A baby crying for 15 minutes is annoying, but for 9 hours is impressive

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Why watch TV when you can watch your housemate do all the work they didn’t do last week on a Sunday afternoon

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When you are doing everything possible to try fall asleep and your body has the audacity to yawn..

[Jack McDonald @McJackDonald]

Absolutely thrilled to receive this award. Huge thanks to @DrEmGPCRologist and twitterless Celine Valant for their excellent supervision and contribution to the project !

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TFD - Tofu Free Day

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New scented candle - asparagus piss

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I think we should get granted citizenship after making it through a 10+hr stop off in an airport