Kells

if you told me at 12 yo I’d still be into fanfics 10 years later… I’d believe that

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

If the Senate is voting for shit at 4am you can bet it’s shady as fuck.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

I feel like if you weren’t a bit of a comic nerd you don’t know how racist this was. His whole thing is he can’t die, it would be like Superman just getting shot or Batman getting outsmarted.

[🍋 Lemon the Ship Sneak 🍋 @LemonDropLan]

Love sex so much but it took me about ten years of having sex to have reliably good sex and another five to have consistently great sex

[neyi kaybettiğini hatırla @neyikaybettik]

1981 yılında vizyona giren Indiana Jones filminden bir kare.

Haritada Filistin var, İsrail yok.
Hiçbir zaman olmadı, olmayacak!

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

having dinner at a hotel bar the other night struck up a conversation with a mid-level United Healthcare exec. he told me he puts over $300,000 a year on his company credit card just for entertaining clients. In case you’re wondering why you can’t afford health insurance

[yuyu⭐️ @cybxrartist]

Trying not to be bitter but Africans have warned yall about China’s presence on the continent for awhile now + how it’s another form of exploitation on the continent for years now like the toxic spill in a river wasn’t enough or the cover up? Okay

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

it was used as religious tactic to keep slaves and soldiers from ending themselves

[Raven ☽🜬☾ @ravensspa]

- frottage
- masturbação mútua
- 69
- dildo duplo

SEJAM CRIATIVOS

[Zito @_Zeets]

Another reason for why good public transportation is necessary is because old people need to be able to get around safely, without being in danger and without endangering other people

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

white women starting to call their friends their homegirls is so unbelievably jarring no matter how many times i hear it. why you talking like that lmfao

[coochie scout @shifushiguro]

“homegirl, homeboy, what if they’re nonbinary?” Yall not even black so why does it matter to YEW.

[Dev :3 @Non_C0nnoisseur]

Nothing more heartbreaking than going to ao3 and learning your favorite bottom is the fandoms top

[𝗝𝗮𝘅𝗼𝗻 @JaxonX_1]

Saw someone pose the question, “When will White Women be held accountable for raising Mass Shooters, the way Black Women are blamed for raising ‘Thugs???

[jackie ꝏ🌈 @jacksaholic]

STOP CODDLING EAST ASIANS. stop harassing black cosplayers. stop pretending "blackwashing" is real. stop acting like EAs havent seen a black person before. because this "Natasha doll" trend proves they know what theyre doing.

[Zach @ZachTheRide3D]

You all gotta learn to raise your voice. At the very begging of my Backrooms showing someone turned their flashlight on and it hit My face and I very loudly just said “turn the light off.” Whole movie it was silence. From everyone. Set the tone.

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

“add side of fries for $7” like pls jump in the deep fryer