chloé

“I am not suicidal, I just wish I was never born. There’s a difference.” - Adrian Monk

[chloé @chimokitty]

girls don’t want boyfriends. they want butter in the shape of a bunny.

[chloé @chimokitty]

PSA: stop texting people “are you at home?” with no context

WHY

[chloé @chimokitty]

i was about to chop off all my hair but now i’m obsessed with bella baxter

[chloé @chimokitty]

an old man complimented my name and said “sounds like a woody allen movie!” ………..tf

[chloé @chimokitty]

rpatz and timmy in the same movie??? please dear god make it so

[chloé @chimokitty]

i am unwell

[chloé @chimokitty]

me relating too much to the new olivia rodrigo album

[stacie ✿ @timhalchalz]

if another person sends me that video of kylie and timothée i swear

[chloé @chimokitty]

start of the @usopen is my favorite time of the year

[chloé @chimokitty]

i stg if carrie does aiden wrong again, it is ON SIGHT for her #AJLT

[chloé @chimokitty]

@nocontextroyco i need a cousin greg shirt, stat

[chloé @chimokitty]

the panic attack that occurs when you accidentally butt dial a rando in your contacts is off the charts

[chloé @chimokitty]

people who don’t abide by the price is right rules are living their life wrong

[chloé @chimokitty]

me trying to be assertive

[chloé @chimokitty]

not me yelling “timmmmyyyyy” at a guy wearing a lincecum tshirt

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

if I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text, I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently

[chloé @chimokitty]

so much spice

[DUNE @dunemovie]

Long Live the Fighters. #DunePartTwo only in theaters November 3.

[chloé @chimokitty]

this is scarier than any horror movie i’ve ever watched

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

let’s pretend i’m effortlessly cool