Danny

Urban legend

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@griffraff97 Dog be thinking "its bo time" but im thinking "mannnn dog you can't eat dat biscuit" and you're thinking "ooooo i can't wait to eat this biscuit yum"

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@imworkinoncry1n Didn't he murder some people 😭

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@Shoenice222222 Good job 👍

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@Shoenice222222 I would love a follow from the legendary shoenice

[Danny @chimpantsy]

When I think of memories of my childhood, they all kind of feel like this

[Danny @chimpantsy]

Resting the tip of my penis on the built up slime that's been developing under the toilet seat

[Danny @chimpantsy]

Read The Road, Blood Meridian, and No Country for Old Men in this last month or two. Time to stop reading again for another 5 years

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@WndowsSucks Got 195 over here boys

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

You say: “Israel should nuke Gaza”
We hear: “the mossad has a video of me fucking a toddler”

[Enséñame de Ciencia @EnsedeCiencia]

Sencilla pero efectiva protección contra incendios 🔥🕯
https://t.co/bY7l5ZN9V6

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@autocar Em1 civic si 😋

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@creepydotorg Pulling fuel injectors

[Danny @chimpantsy]

Would this be a dope ass tattoo?

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

20 years ago this month, Abu Ghraib photos were published

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@benznotmercedes I can fucking find blades for my ek civic I'm jealous :0

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@WndowsSucks K20a from euro type R?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SMILING FRIENDS’ returns next Sunday on Adult Swim.

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@horsepower The crypto millionaire who bought the dealership I work at drives one to work when he doesn't drive his NSX

[Danny @chimpantsy]

@supermega LETS GOOOOOOOO