Ally Heath

A boy with the powers of a chimp: My name is Ally. I like tyre-swings, Darwin and bananas. And NO, I don't bite people's faces off - eat a dick, Oprah.

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Iron Man helmet interface acid trip. That'd be kif. Jarvis seems cool.

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365 days of knowing @oliveyounot ... It's been real <3

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There are days when I feel really happy with how my thesis is looking.

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TTTTAAATTTZZZ WITH @lukeld

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@forealziesdayle @keagsface - Nah uh. From Babyface to Seal in a matter of months.

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@keagsface @ujochi @HeyMartyParty @meffbreff - @HOURSDBN practice tonight. Hoping the room smells like you guys. #reeksofmeth

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@forealziesdayle @keagsface - don't worry bud, the deterioration moves at quicker rates with the budding alcoholism and nicotine abuse.

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It's just occurred to me that Van Rooyens are my favorite kinds of people.

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@ujochi - thanks so much homie! Frothing to perve over another @meffbreff jam soon.

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@dannidiana @HeyMartyParty @keagsface and @rycology - i want to adopt and raise orphans with you because loving families are great.

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@dannidiana @HeyMartyParty @keagsface - this conversation puts a spring so hard in my step, one could only compare to an amphetamine trip.

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Overdramatic sentiments of the admittedly pathetic manboy: http://t.co/HaH2B6YaWf

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THUNDER [DOT] COM: FACES OF ROIDS/ROHYPNOL

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'Take U 2 Da Movies' has over nine million views. My boy, Bangs, I am so proud of you.

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New @HOURSDBN song about looking at yourself and realizing you can be quite a dick: http://t.co/PAiEEzE25t

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"I've never been on birth-control pills. Yolo"

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@MITCHHATE - best game I've ever played. Greatest story I've ever sort of played a role in.

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Joel & Ellie.

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Can't say "fuck" on internet radio.