Chimpooey

World famous glass blower. Monkey on the internet. My mom took a lot of Tylenol.
#ChimpooeyLoveYou

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@BowesChay Zing!

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@benaveryisgood Who are these retards?

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@SarcasmStardust @TylerSebreezy If you live in Columbus, you shouldn't be leaving the house in the first place.

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@jvgraz Zing!

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@BowesChay They had ONE JOB...

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@damn_elle Yes. Now, for the love of Christ, please stop talking about it.

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@adamcarolla Your bitch ex is getting too much alimony?

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@benaveryisgood Also, put on some shoes.

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@benaveryisgood Love you guys, but pay some soy boy to clean that up and pay her in anal and cash. Thanks.

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@RayKump Yeah! You should go over there and give him a massage.

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@SabbySabs2 I'm sure Kid Rock will come to save the day.

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@MbarkCherguia @DevanCosta ?

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@Marloh_R @InsomniaHRmedia You know what I'm talkin' 'bout, Liz Lemon!

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@Marloh_R @InsomniaHRmedia McGriddles are also good ;)

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@jvgraz I'm going to rent Caligula just to masturbate, now.

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@BobGolen Could I interest you in some waterfront real estate?

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@bamfordandwolfe None of this shit works, does it?

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@benaveryisgood Well, he can't not say it now.

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@octopuscaveman I'm autistic too.

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@octopuscaveman The Firm - Tom Cruise & Wilford Brimley is good. I believe Gary Busey is also in that one.