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hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

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Trying to get evil to admit it's wrong is even stupider than supporting evil.

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@odam There's cloying. But you raced right by that into ad territory. How much is McGuire paying you?

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@sonicmarz “Now, DJs playing at Coachella and Lollapalooza is very normal. I would even say 40%-50% of the artists are DJs." No AP style at @statesman anymore? Punk!

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@AnishKattukaran You have never listened or you wouldn't have degraded things over the last two years. you dick.

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@AnishKattukaran go fuck yourself. fix the PIN issue. after spending all that money, users should be able to unlock their own doors and open their own garage. you dick.

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@odam "Cheesecake" as in the Factory is one word. Given your sensibilities, it seems you'd know.

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@odam In part because I often skip it, and it's also the easiest meal to do fairly easily at home.

So you're saying it might possibly be easy? Easy. As in easy. Fairly. But easy. #editing

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@MrAndySevilla Y'all needed a Getty file image to illustrate bad parking in Texas? https://t.co/PKbD1xBvq2

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@yogurttowne "Paste's music editors pick the West Sussex goth heroes' best tracks." AI, for the deck, rewrite the headline without adding any new information so I can get back to creating my art instead of this dull drudgery of editing.

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@yogurttowne "We've partnered with SXSW to discover the next generation of great bands."
-- or--
We are happy to take the check of a conglomerate with ex-Live Nation management. Because Indie. And Punk. Bro.

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@ethangordonbeck only a @PasteMagazine dildo would call an album whose title track has a fucking marching band in it "Low-Fi."

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@spurs @MichelobULTRA Where will it be broadcast in Austin?

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@MarkJonesESPN North Texas, dummy.

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@KVUE Meek reference to "a shooting." Y'all are traitors to your profession. #broadcastmajors #haircuts

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@KVUE We're not wondering why you are on the air when "nothing is happening." You have a hole in your programming because ICE murdered an American citizen. FUCKING SAY SOMETHING.

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@AlexDriggars You dick. No one gives a shit about your internal dialog or shop talk or how limited your reflection on your job is.

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@PasteMagazine More than half written by @yogurttowne. It's like your own personal Kennedy Center.

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@laurmerola "ESPN launched its **long-awaited** direct-to-consumer service" ... by fucking who?

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@yogurttowne Always bought.

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@JacobRTobey Keep yer @celtics fandom to yourself. Quit name-checking Simmons ffs.