China Brown

I once was a vegan

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

How does one become good at interior decorating??

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

Postpartum thoughts- I wish my deodorant would last longer than 30 minutes 🥴

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

Good morning to everyone except the solicitor who came to my house THREE times yesterday

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

🤡 it’s a no from me 🤡

Funny to me how the left is “my body, my choice” until they feel like they’re losing their agenda 🤥

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

After a year of hard work and so much sacrifice, the rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

@Ben_brown10 Plandemic*

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

My husband is one of the most joy filled people I’ve ever met.

I’ve never seen him laugh/smile more than when he holds and talks to our daughter. #bestdad 😭🤍

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

This is why I cannot watch basketball. The shoe noises drive me INSANE

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Guys, the shoe squeaks in these games are out of control. A thread:

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

Whoever created March madness really said “screw you wives”

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

In the mood for a dozen chocolate glazed donuts

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Just so we’re clear: no one in America needs the permission of Joe Biden to celebrate Independence Day.

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

When your husband wakes up early and surprises you with a clean car 😭🙌🏼

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

Newsflash: I do what I want on Independence Day. I don’t need Biden’s permission.

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

Asking someone if their having twins because they are “big” has never and will never be funny

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

“Baby you ain’t a whale, you a shark”

Oh okay thanks honey

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

@elonmusk yo what’s up with Tesla stock

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

HBD @justinbieber I will always love u

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

I would kill for the largest size chocolate milkshake that’s ever existed

[China Brown @Chinabhardin]

You might be 33 weeks pregnant if every time you move in bed, you grunt

[Spring Hill Police @SHPDTN]

The roads are bad. The salt isn’t working. Stay at home if you can. That is all.