Joe Bruce Reynolds

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Don’t eat optilube, Chadwick!” OD

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Empanadas are just a Mexican steak bake” @AaronDerrig

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Do I want to know that it’s cod? Or do I just want finger-shaped fish?” gRizz

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Wow that was my 18th! How long ago was that now?” Benginge [at his 30th]

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Look at my toe gap” Chad

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“I’ve got slug on both socks bruv” Lace

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“I used to read about gravity. And now I just piss on the floor!” MLace

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Your superpower is nicotine” Manny

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Vitamin c bruv” MLace [swallowing whole lemon]

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Fucking John Tickle” @AaronDerrig

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“What’s the policy on throwing bottles at the TV if we score?” FilliG

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Stop shouting wonderwall.” Gabby

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“The karate black belt…the Zimbabwe dollar of martial arts” Joe

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“They’re cognitively obscure” RM

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Drink or sink” ML

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

@sinrake Truth

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“Ah you want to convey your intentions through speech do you” RM

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“That’s the most palaeontologist looking guy I’ve ever seen in my life” RMax

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“I can sleep now” @AaronDerrig

[Joe Bruce Reynolds @chinesebruce]

“It’s Friday somewhere” @rsg_1995