big schmackson

hello twitter. in 1975, I walked bob dylan up on stage

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

I'm beginning to like an uncle pussy, uncle pussy

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

@splatic01 They don't got uncle pussy yet

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
25. Oct. 2016, 3am

There's this new form of rock music out of Norway called black metal. Very good stuff - Jeff

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

@GregLevy4Senate "Democratic party operatives" except it's not lol. It's republicans. No dem operative is going out of their way to support a spoiler candidate that helps the gop 😭

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-heaviest drinkers
-best pizza
-underwhelming sex
-best place to spend Christmas
-the women send you home with 26lbs of leftovers
-the men change your tire at 3AM (while calling you a dumbass)

Best people on Earth.

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

@themandrink @PollTracker2024 Homophobic? That's new to me I wanna know more about that

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

@PollTracker2024 Also, his party, the psl, has literally 0 members in elected office. Zero. This guy is such a joke

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

@PollTracker2024 I hate how I have multiple Ig mutuals liking reels by this guy. So many people see "Im a socialist running for office☝️" and immediately like it without even looking into what the campaign is. Just because youre antitrump or left wing doesnt make you immune to propaganda.

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

FEC: Newly registered South Carolina-based PAC has spent $215,660 in Ohio’s US Senate race to support socialist candidate Gregory Levy while attacking Sherrod Brown.

The super PAC is believed to have ties to the Republican Party.

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

If Ken Paxton didn't run for senate, I would consider her the worst senate nominee this midterm. Just awful

[VoteHub @VoteHub]

Montana Dem. Senate nominee Alani Bankhead defends staying in the race in a new op-ed, arguing Democrats should rebuild their brand rather than back independents and accusing party leaders of overriding 49k primary voters.

VoteHub now rates the race Solid R.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

The dumbest leftist you know hates mamdani for somehow being too pro israel 😭

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

Star wars qotsa be like: where the Hoth girls at?

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

Star wars qotsa be like: where the Hoth girls at?

[dami :3 | #hardspoilers @spicybraiinz]

youtube ads are slowly becoming spotify levels of unbearable

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

It’s scary to see a subset of Progressives psy-op themselves from being anti Israel(which is correct) to being legitimately Anti-Semitic(which is not correct).

What a shit show, and I’m saying this as someone on the left of American politics

[big schmackson @chinesemamdani]

The uncle pussy at the end of the tunnel or the light at the end of the uncle pussy?

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

jesus fucking christ why isn't this a national story? they can cover twitch streamers for months but a congressional candidate getting raped in a politically charged assault barely cracks the local headlines??

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Hey, here's a random thought: maybe all of us who are Democrats and progressives should pause attacks on each other for the next three weeks and focus on beating Republicans. I promise our arguments will be so much more interesting in January after a blue tsunami.